Author Topic: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny  (Read 7134 times)

Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #25 on: 08 November, 2018, 01:45:51 pm »
Just noticed that in the photos above, The Pelt is wearing sandals (I assume they're SPD sandals) with socks. The Pelt might be musty, but never anything other than the epitome of style and taste.  :D
The pelt was just emerging from Summer hibernation and always wears flip flops at this time.
....yes there are more photos, now I know name of the next custodian


Oscar's dad

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #26 on: 10 December, 2018, 11:16:21 pm »
I’m now in procession of The Pelt, it got lobbed over our back gate this morning. I have yet to establish just how musky it is. The big question is, who’s going to wear it at the next Epiphany...?

Oscar's dad

  • aka Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge
Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #27 on: 22 December, 2018, 03:49:12 pm »
This very day The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny was handed over to Nik's Nick who will be proudly wearing it at Epiphany...

 

Oscar's dad

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #28 on: 23 December, 2019, 07:17:39 pm »
Brace for impact, there’ll be an update before too long...

Chris S

Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #29 on: 23 December, 2019, 09:02:43 pm »
Uh oh...

Oscar's dad

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #30 on: 24 December, 2019, 12:04:17 pm »
As ACME's HR and Diversity Officer how fitting is it that Jem should be the first female wearer of The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny...?



Roll on Epiphany 2020  :thumbsup:

Regulator

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #31 on: 24 December, 2019, 12:05:32 pm »
You do know that as Diversity Officer you have to be sexually flexible, don't you?
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I completely agree with Reg.

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Oscar's dad

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #32 on: 24 December, 2019, 12:06:28 pm »
You do know that as Diversity Officer you have to be sexually flexible, don't you?

Yes, Jem was doing really well in that regard then blew it  ::-)

Carlosfandango

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #33 on: 24 December, 2019, 02:01:17 pm »
You do know that as Diversity Officer you have to be sexually flexible, don't you?

Yes, Jem was doing really well in that regard then blew it  ::-)

You lucky boy😀

Regulator

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #34 on: 24 December, 2019, 02:12:27 pm »
You do know that as Diversity Officer you have to be sexually flexible, don't you?

Yes, Jem was doing really well in that regard then blew it  ::-)

You lucky boy😀

*Snork*
Quote from: clarion
I completely agree with Reg.

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Oscar's dad

  • aka Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge
Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #35 on: 24 December, 2019, 04:52:13 pm »
You do know that as Diversity Officer you have to be sexually flexible, don't you?

Yes, Jem was doing really well in that regard then blew it  ::-)

You lucky boy😀

What do you mean?  It was you and your lunch box who led the poor woman astray!

Carlosfandango

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #36 on: 24 December, 2019, 08:04:51 pm »
You do know that as Diversity Officer you have to be sexually flexible, don't you?

Yes, Jem was doing really well in that regard then blew it  ::-)

You lucky boy😀

What do you mean?  It was you and your lunch box who led the poor woman astray!

😲 I'm as pure as new fallen snow.

Torslanda

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #37 on: 24 December, 2019, 08:20:56 pm »
In a coal yard...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Oscar's dad

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #38 on: 24 December, 2019, 08:24:34 pm »
No-one with a bum as pert as ‘fandango’s can be that innocent!

Torslanda

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #39 on: 24 December, 2019, 08:30:12 pm »
No-one with a bum as pert as ‘fandango’s can be that innocent!

Reg!!! Someone to see you...
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Oscar's dad

  • aka Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge
Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #40 on: 22 October, 2021, 11:51:24 am »
This thread so needs updating!

For some reason or other we didn't do Epiphany this year but we just squeezed it into the opening gasps of 2020 when 'fandango stepped as Jem was unexpectedly incapacitated.  What a splendid job he did...



And here is he with his carer...



Preparations are under way for Epiphany 2022 and I am pleased to announce that Not Nik's Nick but the Other Nick has been accorded the honour of wearing The Musky Pelt Of Destiny, assuming our course we can find it  :thumbsup:

Exciting times!


Oscar's dad

  • aka Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge
Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #41 on: 25 October, 2021, 08:56:14 am »
Good news, The Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny has been found safe and sound in Jem's airing cupboard, it even had a wash before being stored away.  I am in the process of arranging transfer to Not Nik's Nick but the Other Nick.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #42 on: 25 October, 2021, 09:00:55 am »
Last year's outing could be a tough act to follow, but if anyone can top it, they'll be found in Mid Essex!
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Oscar's dad

  • aka Septimus Fitzwilliam Beauregard Partridge
Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #43 on: 25 October, 2021, 09:10:22 am »
Last year's outing could be a tough act to follow, but if anyone can top it, they'll be found in Mid Essex!

We have every confidence in Not Nik's Nick but the Other Nick, rest assured his training will be very, very thorough  :thumbsup:

In the meantime, a bit like when hostages get released after an extended period in captivity, Jem has been gently bringing The Musky Pelt up to speed with what's being going on whilst it was safely tucked away in her airing cupboard.  As you can imagine there were tears, gasps of astonishment plus incredulity by the bucket load.  But The Pelt, being the resilient sort that it is, now feels ready to take on the world and its challenges once again...


Jaded

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #44 on: 25 October, 2021, 01:17:16 pm »
If it has been washed it just have lost some of its special features?
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Oscar's dad

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #45 on: 25 October, 2021, 01:20:32 pm »
If it has been washed it just have lost some of its special features?

It won't take much for the right amount of muskiness to be restored.  Some gentle hygiene interventions are permitted as it is possible to have too much of a good thing i.e. muskiness  ;D

Carlosfandango

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #46 on: 25 October, 2021, 02:49:05 pm »
You might be advised to check the musky pelt's crotch area, it's been subject to some incredible exertions, I may have detected something ripping and giving way, so emergency sutures may be required.  :-*

Oscar's dad

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #47 on: 25 October, 2021, 03:00:07 pm »
You might be advised to check the musky pelt's crotch area, it's been subject to some incredible exertions, I may have detected something ripping and giving way, so emergency sutures may be required.  :-*

Lunchbox damage?

Zipperhead

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #48 on: 25 October, 2021, 04:37:18 pm »
You might be advised to check the musky pelt's crotch area, it's been subject to some incredible exertions, I may have detected something ripping and giving way, so emergency sutures may be required.  :-*

Lunchbox damage?

That's just his porn name.
Won't somebody think of the hamsters!

Carlosfandango

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Re: The yacf Musky Reindeer Pelt of Destiny
« Reply #49 on: 25 October, 2021, 09:14:15 pm »
You might be advised to check the musky pelt's crotch area, it's been subject to some incredible exertions, I may have detected something ripping and giving way, so emergency sutures may be required.  :-*

Lunchbox damage?

That's just his porn name.

Although there are many porn stars in the ACME fraternity, I alas am not one of them.

My lunchbox is fine, thank you.