Author Topic: Sh!te courier thread (Read 96654 times)

campagman · « **Reply #750 on:** 06 April, 2022, 07:01:39 pm »

I haven't been following this thread and my story is probably not unusual. DPD email 'sorry we missed you' and taken my parcel to local Homebase for collection. That's not too bad because it's not far away and I can easily call in there when on other errands. I haven't been anywhere, I stayed in waiting for there van between 11.30-12.30.

madcow · « **Reply #751 on:** 06 April, 2022, 08:14:10 pm »

Mrs was talking to neighbours when DPD van stopped and asked for directions to Mr.G (It's a small village so not that difficult).
Neighbour says "I think you have a parcel for me as well".
"Yes, I do but as I'm ahead of your scheduled delivery time, I can't deliver it."

campagman · « **Reply #752 on:** 07 April, 2022, 08:53:17 pm »

Went to collect my parcel this am and the staff in Homebase confirmed my observations were not unusual.

Giraffe · « **Reply #753 on:** 08 April, 2022, 09:14:56 am »

DPD yesterday, loud knocking, did not use bell which has 2 sounders and can be heard all over the house.
I go out of the back door (self-isolating for appointment), DPDroid approaches - "stop" - what? - approaching - "stop, I'm isolating" - approaches - "STOP" - stops about 4" away. Drops parcel, pic of it and my feet, FsO.

e-mail 'how did we do'. Book ring back, explain, driver will be re-educated (I didn't say where I was from or anything else, so might be some random driver or 0.

andrewc · « **Reply #754 on:** 08 April, 2022, 04:54:31 pm »

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dhl-plane-crash-runaway-costa-rica-video/

DHL having a bad day……

The Family Cyclist · « **Reply #755 on:** 12 April, 2022, 06:37:47 am »

Quote from: madcow on 06 April, 2022, 08:14:10 pm

Mrs was talking to neighbours when DPD van stopped and asked for directions to Mr.G (It's a small village so not that difficult).
Neighbour says "I think you have a parcel for me as well".
"Yes, I do but as I'm ahead of your scheduled delivery time, I can't deliver it."

This isn't the actual delivery drivers fault. Their PDA won't let them scan it. Our DPD driver often has to wait in our goods inwards before he can scan. I think its partially to stop them racing between dropa

Tim Hall · « **Reply #756 on:** 12 April, 2022, 09:46:56 am »

Quote from: The Family Cyclist on 12 April, 2022, 06:37:47 am

Quote from: madcow on 06 April, 2022, 08:14:10 pm
Mrs was talking to neighbours when DPD van stopped and asked for directions to Mr.G (It's a small village so not that difficult).
Neighbour says "I think you have a parcel for me as well".
"Yes, I do but as I'm ahead of your scheduled delivery time, I can't deliver it."

This isn't the actual delivery drivers fault. Their PDA won't let them scan it. Our DPD driver often has to wait in our goods inwards before he can scan. I think its partially to stop them racing between dropa

Audax meets parcel delivery.

The Family Cyclist · « **Reply #757 on:** 12 April, 2022, 03:25:06 pm »

Amazon driver who ignored me then turned and said oh not you again when I asked why he had thrown the parcel down in our lobby at work instead of bringing to goods inwards as I've told him repeatedly

Yes there is a BIG pile of parcels but they're for our courier to collect and a big sign on my door saying goods inwards

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #758 on:** 15 April, 2022, 11:48:20 am »

O hai UPS!

Since Garmin's own tracking wossname has my item* departing Stanford le Hope at hours 05:39 this morning how is it that yours says it'll take another four days to cover those last twenty-six miles? Especially as it did Southampton to Stanford le Hope in four fucking hours yesterday, the day before a Bank Holibob weekend?

sort it out u muppets!

kthxbai

* Emily the TwatNav v2.0

De Sisti · « **Reply #759 on:** 18 April, 2022, 06:53:42 am »

Be on the lookout for Evri (a possible re-brand of Hermes).

robgul · « **Reply #760 on:** 18 April, 2022, 08:13:44 am »

Quote from: De Sisti on 18 April, 2022, 06:53:42 am

Be on the lookout for Evri (a possible re-brand of Hermes).

Keep up https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=83743.msg2707548#msg2707548 - I've already had two issues with the new/renamed outfit - both involving blatant lying by drivers.

De Sisti · « **Reply #761 on:** 18 April, 2022, 09:16:02 am »

Quote from: robgul on 18 April, 2022, 08:13:44 am

Keep up https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=83743.msg2707548#msg2707548 - I've already had two issues with the new/renamed outfit - both involving blatant lying by drivers.

I am not going to read every single message posted on any topic.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #762 on:** 19 April, 2022, 09:08:53 am »

Hurrah! My arj TwatNav is now “Out for delivery” as of ten to six this morning. From Barking. Seventeen of your Earth miles from Stanford-le-Hopeless. I am starting to suspect Emily v2.0 spent Easter on the razz in Amsterdam or Prague and will be in no state to navigate me anywhere when she shows up $:-\$

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #763 on:** 20 April, 2022, 11:43:29 am »

“Next day delivery” said Ebuyer, yesterday.

“Your parcel is at our national hub” said Yodel, at half past one this morning.

“Sorry we couldn't deliver to you today. Check back here for updates” said Yodel, just now.

Useless divvy divvos

Canardly · « **Reply #764 on:** 20 April, 2022, 06:19:40 pm »

DHL parcel has been delayed (no reason stated) will be delivered tommorow as against today. Dental appt tomorrow.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #765 on:** 20 April, 2022, 07:54:04 pm »

Probably can’t get any diseasel for the van.

Giraffe · « **Reply #766 on:** 21 April, 2022, 10:02:02 am »

Opposite of most: ordered stuffs so 8 deliveries, earliest today. One arrived yesterday evening, drop-and-ring-and-run type fortunately as I was out from 10 am 'til 2 pm.
For a couple of deliveries I have to prove my age, Driver seeing 75 yo isn't good enough so bus pass it is.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #767 on:** 21 April, 2022, 10:12:53 am »

Hurrah! Mine is out for delivery with only 83 stops before arriving at Larrington Towers

SteveC · « **Reply #768 on:** 07 May, 2022, 08:52:08 pm »

We had a delivery via Evri the other day. Correct address, correct postcode. A name neither of us recognise.
So, MrsC goes onto the Evri website to try to sort out what we are supposed to do.
It would appear that this is a set of circumstances they have not allowed for.

The parcel is still sitting on the windowsill downstairs...

robgul · « **Reply #769 on:** 08 May, 2022, 07:49:38 am »

Quote from: SteveC on 07 May, 2022, 08:52:08 pm

We had a delivery via Evri the other day. Correct address, correct postcode. A name neither of us recognise.
So, MrsC goes onto the Evri website to try to sort out what we are supposed to do.
It would appear that this is a set of circumstances they have not allowed for.

The parcel is still sitting on the windowsill downstairs...

Is it one of those ebay or Amazon scam deliveries I've read about? - not sure how it works . . . [If it's not ticking I'd open it and see what's inside

]

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #770 on:** 14 May, 2022, 11:11:22 am »

DPD @21:25 last night: we delivers ur parcel on teh 16th inst. Time TBA.

DPD @07:36 this morning: Nikita delivers ur parcel between 09:58 and 10:58 today.

Who’s up at that time on a Saturday? Not this Unit, that’s who. Being early can be as much of a PITA as being late, y'know.

Also, Nikita didn’t look anything like this:

on account of being a bloke. He didn’t even have a gun.