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Title: Caption it #1942
Post by: Kim on 13 March, 2022, 11:15:50 pm
(https://www.ductilebiscuit.net/gallery_albums/badly_locked_bikes/russian_police_bicycle.sized.jpeg)
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Jaded on 13 March, 2022, 11:37:52 pm
“Give us back our bicycles!!”
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Mr Larrington on 14 March, 2022, 12:40:34 am
This one's at least thirty per cent human, Sarge!
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: spesh on 14 March, 2022, 12:47:05 am
"Can't be too careful Sergei, for all we know this could the larval form of a Ukrainian tractor."
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 14 March, 2022, 09:24:51 am
The Badly Parked Bicycle of Birminggrad would be dealt with firmly from now on.
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: T42 on 14 March, 2022, 09:28:44 am
Didn't get any blood on it this time!
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Nuncio on 14 March, 2022, 01:32:42 pm
- It shouldn't take much persuasion to make this one blab
- Yeah, looks like a shopping bike
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Canardly on 14 March, 2022, 01:42:10 pm
Good job we are wearing helmets.
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Wowbagger on 14 March, 2022, 03:30:12 pm
This one's at least thirty per cent human, Sarge!

Is the atomic theory at work?
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: meddyg on 14 March, 2022, 09:52:04 pm
'Alexandr, we think this one's the Dutch spy '
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: T42 on 15 March, 2022, 02:06:02 pm
We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Kim on 15 March, 2022, 05:52:38 pm
We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Wowbagger on 15 March, 2022, 05:59:58 pm
We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?

It could have been part of a peaceful protest in which the customary procedure is to go all limp when arrested. Maybe every time they tried to wheel it the wheels turned into something out of Salvador Dali’s “Montres mollées”.
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Mr Larrington on 15 March, 2022, 06:07:56 pm
We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?

Possibly.  Traditionally they go around in threes.  One to read, one to write and one to keep a beady eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.  And their vehicles have stripes on the side to help them find the door handles.
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: spesh on 15 March, 2022, 08:17:45 pm
We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?

Possibly.  Traditionally they go around in threes.  One to read, one to write and one to keep a beady eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.  And their vehicles have stripes on the side to help them find the door handles.

Badumtishki!

Old Soviet joke is of best comedic makings!
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Lightning Phil on 24 March, 2022, 09:29:38 am
We found this protestor chained to the railings.
Title: Re: Caption it #1942
Post by: Jaded on 25 March, 2022, 08:42:22 am
As the Ukrainian bicycle advanced the Russians claimed they were not going backwards.