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Off Topic => The Pub => Arts and Entertainment => Topic started by: Kim on 03 October, 2022, 12:35:22 am

Title: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 03 October, 2022, 12:35:22 am
After the success of last year (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=117092.msg2680653#msg2680653), this clearly now warrants its own thread...

I've lovingly curated another 13 of Silly Oak's finest fly-tipped fridges.

(https://www.ductilebiscuit.net/fridge_calendar/cover_preview.png)

Order here (https://www.ductilebiscuit.net/fridge_calendar/)
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Jurek on 03 October, 2022, 05:49:32 am
I think you already know that I do.
Pls & thx.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Basil on 03 October, 2022, 08:05:39 am
Yes please.
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Post by: Wowbagger on 03 October, 2022, 12:36:26 pm
Yes please!
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: canny colin on 03 October, 2022, 12:52:49 pm
I will take one please kim .
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Jaded on 03 October, 2022, 12:56:28 pm
:)

Where will you get them printed? That's a good price, I think.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Paul on 03 October, 2022, 01:13:05 pm
I'll have 3, please. I found another ex-brummie who wanted one of last year's.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 25 October, 2022, 01:28:12 pm
*bump* before I get off my arse and get these printed.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 03 November, 2022, 03:05:54 pm
And they're back from the printers!

(https://www.ductilebiscuit.net/fridge_calendar/2023_example_cover.jpg)

Order page here. (https://www.ductilebiscuit.net/fridge_calendar/)
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Jurek on 04 November, 2022, 05:50:37 am
And they're back from the printers!

(https://www.ductilebiscuit.net/fridge_calendar/2023_example_cover.jpg)

Order page here. (https://www.ductilebiscuit.net/fridge_calendar/)
Order duly placed.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Wowbagger on 04 November, 2022, 12:22:16 pm
Ditto.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 04 November, 2022, 12:38:46 pm
Time for a wander to the postbox, before the pile gets any heavier...   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Paul on 04 November, 2022, 12:53:40 pm
Time for a wander to the postbox, before the pile gets any heavier...   :thumbsup:
Wait! Don't post mine just yet. PM en route!
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: rogerzilla on 05 November, 2022, 08:50:29 pm
A fellow UoB alumnus has requested Horse's Willy Shops* Of Selly Oak, but I don't think there are 12.

You could chuck in massage parlours*** and curry houses and call it "Nightlife of Selly Oak"?

*chippys that sell saveloys, both circumcised and uncircumcised.

** in the late 80s, you could choose from Cuddles, Penny's Tonal Therapy or The Shape 'n' Health Gym, the latter of which was located conveniently between the campus and the OVT-as-was.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 05 November, 2022, 09:30:49 pm
Chippies aren't what they used to be.  Adams Place turned into a Dominos, making the nearest proper chippy the Dolphin (nextdoor to Basil's local).  I expect some of the fried chicken emporia do horse willies, but I haven't looked too closely.  Vodbull and vegan shakes are where it's at these days.

Meanwhile, they're molishing a branch of The Scottish Restaurant up on the retail park, which is currently inconveniencing anyone trying to use the cycle racks.  Apparently they've applied for a 24 hour licence, much to the upset of the sort of people who worry about oiks doing crimes. (https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/police-warn-late-night-opening-25360310)

I had to resort to googling for massage parlours.  (How did these things used to be advertised?  Was there a particularly stuck-together section of the Yellow Pages?)  Apparently Penny's is the suspicously out-of-place-looking door between the falafel place and the bubbleworks.  The mysterious shop next to the chemist on Oak Tree Lane used to be one called Manyana, but appears not to have survived the pandemic.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: rogerzilla on 06 November, 2022, 07:26:05 am
If "Penny" actually exists, she must be in her 60s or 70s by now.

The one constant in Selly Oak must be the Dilshad ("the Dilsh").  Survives mainly because it will still do sit-down meals until stupid o'clock, takeaways until even later, and tolerates boorish and or racist students.  Used to have a large fish tank with a one-eyed goldfish.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: CrinklyLion on 06 November, 2022, 10:47:19 am
Kim - when I tried to order (a friend of a friend is a former selly oaker - grew up round the corner from you!) it won't let me pay by credit card without creating a paypal account. Is there any way to pay otherwise?
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: rogerzilla on 06 November, 2022, 12:02:00 pm
Is the Selly Oak Shopping Park what used to be called Battery Park BITD?  I was propositioned by a bloke in the toilets of The Great Oak pub there one night, which was apparently gay night.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 06 November, 2022, 01:03:46 pm
Kim - when I tried to order (a friend of a friend is a former selly oaker - grew up round the corner from you!) it won't let me pay by credit card without creating a paypal account. Is there any way to pay otherwise?

"Damn and blast Paypal!", said Kim, the words coming easily through force of habit.

I'll PM you some BACS details...
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: grams on 06 November, 2022, 01:37:11 pm
I get a nice big “pay with debit or credit card” button bellow the login button.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Basil on 06 November, 2022, 01:53:01 pm
I get a nice big “pay with debit or credit card” button bellow the login button.

So did I.   Which was nice.  It would have been even nicer if it actually worked.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: CrinklyLion on 06 November, 2022, 06:34:05 pm
I get a nice big “pay with debit or credit card” button bellow the login button.

So did I.   Which was nice.  It would have been even nicer if it actually worked.

Presunktly. It let me fill in everything and then refused to process the transaction without the mandatory fields completing, namely email address and username for creating a new paypal account... if I wanted one of those, I wouldn't be trying to pay by credit card would I! Anyway, Kim has provided an alternative so the marathon running former Silly Oaker that I know can get a little xmas surprise :)
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Jurek on 07 November, 2022, 01:25:25 pm
Royal Mail has delivered.  :thumbsup:
 Fanx.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Paul on 07 November, 2022, 01:56:41 pm
Arrived here too  :thumbsup:

Well, not here here. More there here, with there being where I used to live and which  address PayPal refuses to let me change.

Luckily, there is only a 10 minute walk from here, and I'm on good terms with the current occupier.

Nice calendar. I see Alton Road is doing a lot of the heavy lifting this year.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 07 November, 2022, 04:01:51 pm
It was St Edward's Road last year.  I suppose that allows us to triangulate the barycentre of landlord roguery.  (Upper Selly Oak is disappointing fridge-wise.)

Except that's just the most picturesque fridges.  Dawlish Road deserves honourable mention for rubbish ones that didn't make the final cut.

Also, fridges migrate.  Presumably as people move them out of the way, or hope to make them somebody else's problem.  A bit like Biiiins, in that respect.


(Really observant readers will note that 2023's January is the same fridge as 2022's July, because climate change.)
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Wowbagger on 07 November, 2022, 06:03:02 pm
Ironically, our postman left ours behind a dead front door which I have yet to take to the tip.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: rogerzilla on 08 November, 2022, 01:58:56 pm
January's is very beautiful.

Amazed that Heeley Road doesn't feature.  It was always pretty scummy and full of student houses.  Do students still have houses, or are they all being reamed by the university for hall fees?
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 08 November, 2022, 02:05:33 pm
I have Heeley Road fridges in my collection, but the narrow pavement and proliferation of parked cars means they aren't very good photos.

Yeah, pretty much everything between the Raddlebarn Road and the uni is 90% student HMOs.  Landlords are steadily upgrading them with dormer windows and cardboard walls to 6 en-suite rooms, much to the delight of the local electricity grid.  Hence all the discarded fridges.

Meanwhile, some commercial rabbit-hutches with woefully inadequate WiFi[1] have sprung up in the Grange Road area.


[1] This has caused all sorts of problems as covid caused the students to suddenly need to do vast amounts of video conferencing.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: canny colin on 09 November, 2022, 07:40:59 pm
Mine has arrived thank you kim .
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Post by: Basil on 09 November, 2022, 11:21:18 pm
Thanks Kim.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Wowbagger on 09 November, 2022, 11:36:45 pm
Absolutely! Thanks!
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 10 November, 2022, 01:37:17 pm
Still a couple of calendars left if anybody wants one...
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: rogerzilla on 11 November, 2022, 07:07:55 am
You could pimp them on the UoB Faecebook group.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Wowbagger on 10 October, 2023, 01:28:39 pm
Just wondering if there's going to be a 2024 version.

Greater value for money as there's an extra day...
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Mr Larrington on 10 October, 2023, 01:33:14 pm
The Walthamstow (unofficial) Tourist Board has just announced the 2024 Abandoned Mattresses calendar: https://walthamstowtourism.wordpress.com/

Time to get weaving, Grasshopper.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Wowbagger on 10 October, 2023, 05:09:56 pm
It was your post elsewhere re the Walthamstow Tourist Board that prompted my question.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 10 October, 2023, 05:55:58 pm
I've been slacking in the fridge-spotting department of late, but Sunday's ride yielded a Dawlish Road double-fridge bonus, so anything's possible...
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 11 October, 2023, 11:12:53 am
The Walthamstow (unofficial) Tourist Board has just announced the 2024 Abandoned Mattresses calendar: https://walthamstowtourism.wordpress.com/

Time to get weaving, Grasshopper.
It seems that not all those mattresses are in Walthamstow...
https://www.bristol247.com/culture/art/abandoned-bristol-mattresses-star-new-calendar/
Quote
Gemma describes her former east London neighbourhood of Walthamstow as “the epicentre for abandoned furniture”.

“You would find huddles of mattresses loitering like they owned the streets, like mini gangs. I even made a film about them.

“The calendar started in 2011 as part of an art exhibit I did. I didn’t think anyone would buy them so I just got five printed. I then got 60 pre-orders from local residents. People just keep buying them.

“I now have customers all over the world. I thought everyone would be bored of it by now.

“When I moved to Bedminster last year, I was saddened by the lack of street mattresses, but the short supply was very photogenic as it would get tagged or beautified; even Bristol fly-tipping got gentrified.

“Last summer I was worried I didn’t have enough good mattresses for the calendar so I went on day trips to different parts of Bristol.

“It was great getting to know the different areas and I was happy to find that Easton was the mattress mothership delivering six mattresses in 60 minutes.”.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Mr Larrington on 11 October, 2023, 01:51:45 pm
Yes, I suspected she’d moved due to the Several of pictures of not-Walthamstow mattresses that have popped up on the Tourist Board's Farcebok page int the last year or two.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: spesh on 11 October, 2023, 02:50:55 pm
The Walthamstow (unofficial) Tourist Board has just announced the 2024 Abandoned Mattresses calendar: https://walthamstowtourism.wordpress.com/

Time to get weaving, Grasshopper.

Has anyone looked to see if there's a portal that leads from Walthamstow to the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta?
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Mr Larrington on 11 October, 2023, 02:59:44 pm
The Walthamstow (unofficial) Tourist Board has just announced the 2024 Abandoned Mattresses calendar: https://walthamstowtourism.wordpress.com/

Time to get weaving, Grasshopper.

Has anyone looked to see if there's a portal that leads from Walthamstow to the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta?

I think it’s round the back of the former police station on Forest Road.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: MattH on 16 October, 2023, 02:45:03 pm
I'd be up for buying one should the tuits of the circular variety become available.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Paul on 18 October, 2023, 01:06:01 pm
I'd be up for buying one should the tuits of the circular variety become available.
And me.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Wowbagger on 18 October, 2023, 06:24:34 pm
The Walthamstow (unofficial) Tourist Board has just announced the 2024 Abandoned Mattresses calendar: https://walthamstowtourism.wordpress.com/

Time to get weaving, Grasshopper.

Has anyone looked to see if there's a portal that leads from Walthamstow to the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta?

He doesn't brag about it, but that's how Mr. L. got there.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: rogerzilla on 19 October, 2023, 07:18:47 am
I could probably manage Flat Pack Furniture of Swindon.  Chipboard looks particularly rank after a few days of rain.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: CrinklyLion on 20 October, 2023, 10:07:34 pm
I've been slacking in the fridge-spotting department of late, but Sunday's ride yielded a Dawlish Road double-fridge bonus, so anything's possible...

So, I think I've drummed up some custom for a couple of '24 ones if you do...
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 30 November, 2023, 10:08:51 pm
Okay, because I've been somewhat busy with other things, the 2024 Fridges Of Selly Oak calendar will be a half-arsed last-minute Exclusive! Limited edition! print run of ten items, on a first come first served basis.  £14.60 posted because the postage has gone up and I didn't get it to the printers two months ago.

PM (or email) me if you want one.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 04 December, 2023, 12:42:33 pm
Apparently they are now being printed...

Still a few up for grabs if people want one.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: MattH on 04 December, 2023, 09:54:18 pm
A bargain for a strictly limited collector's edition.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 06 December, 2023, 01:42:36 pm
The calendars are now in the hands of Parcel Force...

3 remain un-dibbsed.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: rogerzilla on 06 December, 2023, 01:54:55 pm
Does Heeley Road feature yet?
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 06 December, 2023, 02:06:36 pm
I have so far only encountered one abandoned fridge on Heely Road, and it wasn't picturesque enough for the calendar.  I suspect the problem is that the pavement is too narrow to abandon a fridge without detriment to the ability to park one's shabby builder van, and they get hoiked round the corner to be abandoned on Exeter Road or similar.

It's Dawlish and St Edwards that seem to be the real fridge hotcold-spots.  Though you have to pay attention with Dawlish, as the fridges tend to migrate downhill over time, and you can end up with dozens of photos of the same fridge.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Vernon on 07 December, 2023, 08:08:31 am
It's Dawlish and St Edwards that seem to be the real fridge hotcold-spots.  Though you have to pay attention with Dawlish, as the fridges tend to migrate downhill over time, and you can end up with dozens of photos of the same fridge.

Maybe there's a marketing opportunity for a special edition "Fridge of the year" calendar?
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 07 December, 2023, 01:13:40 pm
And the calendars have arrived!  Only one really embarrassing design cockup that I've noticed...
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Post by: MattH on 07 December, 2023, 01:55:29 pm
2023 on the front cover?
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Post by: Kim on 07 December, 2023, 03:22:46 pm
Ha, no.  Something daft with layers that's easily missed on screen, but obvious on paper.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Kim on 07 December, 2023, 06:01:11 pm
Okay, they're all accounted for.  Maybe next year...
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Basil on 08 December, 2023, 10:48:39 am
Thanks Kim. It arrived this morning.
July amused me.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Paul on 09 December, 2023, 01:55:13 pm
Mine arrived too. I'm very impressed - have you started to compose the pictures, or do you just have a good eye?

March looks like one fridge has been sent to Coventry by the other two.
April looks like a crime scene, with the murder weapon left arrogantly.
June reminds me of the scene in the Godfather where Don Corleone is gunned down in the street while buying fruit.
July is funny  ;D
Was September defenestrated?
October is the Italian Job ("You're only supposed to..." etc)
And is that your 'bent in December?

Excellent work.

The friends that I bought copies for last year are genuinely unhappy that there aren't enough to go around this year, describing last year's as "a source of endless amusement".
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: Wowbagger on 09 December, 2023, 02:19:08 pm
Mine has arrived too. Very pleased. Thanks, Kim.
Title: Re: Fridges of Selly Oak calendar
Post by: MattH on 14 December, 2023, 08:30:59 pm
Our postie finally decided to visit today - very pleased with it  :thumbsup:

July is excellent.

It's heading back up to the Brum area to my inlaws, who will love it. Thanks Kim!