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Off Topic => The Pub => Arts and Entertainment => Topic started by: rogerzilla on 01 December, 2022, 07:08:36 am

Title: Cocaine Bear
Post by: rogerzilla on 01 December, 2022, 07:08:36 am
https://twitter.com/cocainebear/status/1598013839202693120?s=20&t=XgLu1E7kdryhYb3VyN0hlw

This is possibly the worst idea for a film since Snakes On A Plane.  Like Snakes On A Plane, it will make a mint.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: T42 on 01 December, 2022, 07:54:48 am
Duly added to watchlist. Can't be worse that Cujo.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Pingu on 01 December, 2022, 11:33:38 am
Is it ian's biopic?
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 01 December, 2022, 11:54:53 am
Is it ian's biopic?

Not really, no. I'd read about this a couple of days ago, and it's (rather loosely) based on the coda to a true story involving an ex-narcotics-cop turned lawyer named Andrew Thornton II who'd got into arms and drugs smuggling.

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Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: rogerzilla on 01 December, 2022, 11:57:03 am
Let's be honest, a film about a bear absolutely ripped to the tits on Tory sherbert can't be all that bad.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 01 December, 2022, 12:15:04 pm
From reading a Washington Post archive report on Thornton's funeral, they could have made biopic or a miniseries about his life. He was a bit of a "character".

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1985/10/20/drew-thorntons-last-adventure/982df601-7c8c-4955-a09c-b6d1f3b0a426/

His demise reminds me about the D.B. Cooper story - the guy who parachuted out the rear door of a hijacked 727 with $200,000 ransom money, never to be seen again...

https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/db-cooper-hijacking
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 01 December, 2022, 12:22:43 pm
You mean that DB Cooper was reincarnated as his spirit animal, a black bear, and so when he found the cocaine, the great loop was looped. Better than honey if you like shit in the woods.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 01 December, 2022, 12:26:40 pm
Well, that's an interpretation...
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 01 December, 2022, 12:45:27 pm
Let's be honest, a film about a bear absolutely ripped to the tits on Tory sherbert can't be all that bad.

More horror movie potential than the other real-life story I've just remembered, which was brown bears at the Kronotsky Nature Reserve in Siberia getting high on petrol and kerosene fumes from discarded fuel drums.

https://www.aviationbusinessme.com/airlines/business/content-326838
https://i.redd.it/mrwu6b6odh021.png
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: ElyDave on 01 December, 2022, 01:56:49 pm
There was a recent story about a bear getting high on this particular type of hallucinogenic honey, sat in the back of pickup completely off its face
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 01 December, 2022, 02:16:25 pm
There was a recent story about a bear getting high on this particular type of hallucinogenic honey, sat in the back of pickup completely off its face

Really?  :D

<tappity tappity>

Whale oil beef...

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/11/high-on-mad-honey-intoxicated-brown-bear-cub-rescued-in-turkey
https://news.sky.com/video/mad-honey-ingesting-bear-released-after-recovering-from-ingesting-natural-hallucinogen-12674390

This puts Winnie the Pooh's love of hunny in a whole new light...  ;D
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 01 December, 2022, 02:24:10 pm
It's only a matter of time before someone reboots The Jungle Book, with Baloo on acid, tripping balls to some banging Goa trance... :demon:
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: rogerzilla on 01 December, 2022, 02:25:37 pm
From Twitter
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We need cocaine bear to kickstart a franchise. Weed chimp, crack crocodile, meth hippo and for the grand finale a crossover with Jurassic Park: LSD rex.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 01 December, 2022, 02:56:45 pm
From Twitter
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We need cocaine bear to kickstart a franchise. Weed chimp, crack crocodile, meth hippo and for the grand finale a crossover with Jurassic Park: LSD rex.

They must have hacked into the Russian MoD and happened upon the next batch of "uKrAiNiAn BiOlOgIcAl WaRfArE lAbS mAnAgEd bY hUnTeR bIdEn" propaganda material for Comical Igor to embarrass himself with.  ;)
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Hot Flatus on 01 December, 2022, 07:33:34 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/pfq7z4j/Fi2f-W7g-UYAAx-Ve-T-jpeg.jpg) (https://ibb.co/c6qBF2h)
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: rogerzilla on 02 December, 2022, 10:27:09 am
Peru...it all makes sense now
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 02 December, 2022, 10:53:59 am
The Met is very interested in the contents of that suitcase.  No wonder the like of Heinrich Hamster and disgraced former International Development Secretary Piggi Patel want to deport him.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: rogerzilla on 11 March, 2023, 07:01:45 pm
Anyone seen it?  The reviews are surprisingly good.  Mark Kermode says it's better than Snakes On A Plane.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Mr Larrington on 11 March, 2023, 08:00:11 pm
What about “Ferrets On A Train”?

(https://yacf.co.uk/images/ferrets4.jpg)
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 11 March, 2023, 08:21:02 pm
That was the Golden Age of Zillywood.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 13 March, 2023, 08:00:12 am
How about 'Cats on Crack'?

Oh, wait, that would just look like cats.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Karla on 13 March, 2023, 09:21:26 am
There was a recent story about a bear getting high on this particular type of hallucinogenic honey, sat in the back of pickup completely off its face

I think you want Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnie-the-Pooh:_Blood_and_Honey)

It's turning out to be quite the year for bear-based slasher films.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: rogerzilla on 13 March, 2023, 10:02:57 pm
Has ian chucked it all in to become a tidy-haired film producer?  It seems so.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: ian on 18 March, 2023, 12:39:46 pm
It's conceptual up-my-alley, so to speak, and know my way around those woods, but I can't take credit. Also, it doesn't feature Tigger, as he's apparently still under copyright.

I'm excited that Bambi: The Reckoning and Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare might be in development.
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: spesh on 18 March, 2023, 08:46:05 pm
Some did a mash-up of Beatrix Potter and Sven Hassel for the LOLs a few years back.

The time has surely come for Peter Rabbit: Tank Killer to hit the big screen... :demon:
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Mr Larrington on 18 March, 2023, 10:55:38 pm
Some did a mash-up of Beatrix Potter and Sven Hassel for the LOLs a few years back.

The time has surely come for Peter Rabbit: Tank Killer to hit the big screen... :demon:

Jackanory time: https://youtu.be/A6-YPiqOh_w
Title: Re: Cocaine Bear
Post by: Mr Larrington on 21 March, 2023, 12:15:01 pm
Screenings of Winnie the Pooh horror film cancelled in Hong Kong. (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/21/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-horror-film-cancelled-hong-kong)  “Technical reasons”, apparently.