The lurgy

[nutkin]

We have bugs & germs at work.

Kids dropping like fleas flies.

One of them threw up on the deputy head...

 

[Andrij]

Any chance the lurgy will chase away the nits?

Consider boiling the children.  In Dettol.  That should kill the germs.

[Chris S]

Working in Northamptonshire these days then?

[ian]

Two sniffly kittens at the moment. Woke up this morning to see one looking intently at me. Argh, it's going to sneeze, I thought, and quickly turned over. Right into the path of a sneeze from kitten number two. Nice. To avoid aftershocks, I turned back over, just in time for the first kitten to complete her sneeze.

I should lock the bedroom door.