Hmmm, a Fantasy Giro ...
Chris Froome starts the race, despite a positive test after the Vuelta LAST SEPTEMBER, cos the race owners are powerless to exclude him.
He wins, and the locals take him to their hearts, despite (or because?) noone has the faintest idea if he'll get to keep the trophy. Chris creates a new hashtag/meme/thingy; the "Froome Slam".
Oh, and the first stage is in Israel. I know, call me crazy...