Author Topic: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly  (Read 3557 times)

Julian

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Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« on: 30 March, 2010, 11:32:26 am »
These were in the Metro this morning:

Chariot Skates

The guy who created them is a cyclist, skater and skier who wanted something new to commute on and came up with these.  They can do 40kph and look like a carbon-fibre way to break your neck.

I want. :D

Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #1 on: 30 March, 2010, 11:37:45 am »
Kudos to the couple in the picture for refusing to stare at 'em.   ;D
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clarion

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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #2 on: 30 March, 2010, 11:52:47 am »
Revolutionary?  New?  ISTR there's a Victorian engraving of such a device reproduced in one of my books - maybe even Ballantine.

Stupid?  Yes.  New?  Way no, dude!
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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #3 on: 30 March, 2010, 11:55:54 am »
To stop, one grabs the wheels. Faceplantastic!

andygates

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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #4 on: 30 March, 2010, 12:07:31 pm »
Not purely original but I'll bet they run a jillion times nicer than a pram-wheel and some clogs, which was the Vicky approach.

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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #5 on: 30 March, 2010, 04:26:38 pm »
Do not chariot wheels traditionally have scythe blades attached - that would help clear a path thro' gawking pedestrians.
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Julian

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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #6 on: 30 March, 2010, 04:28:16 pm »
Not purely original but I'll bet they run a jillion times nicer than a pram-wheel and some clogs, which was the Vicky approach.

(why are threads like this flypaper for me?)

I thought of you when I saw the article.  :)

Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #7 on: 30 March, 2010, 04:31:32 pm »
I saw these in the Metro today. Surely for stopping you could either have two brake levers on bicycle-style cables, attaching to hub brakes, or even have two ski poles attaching to the hubs, with hand grips and brake levers?
I guess with ski poles you would have to progress with a sort of skiing motion (natch).

Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #8 on: 30 March, 2010, 05:18:17 pm »
Can you get Marathon Plus tyres for those as my London commute is rather...

andygates

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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #9 on: 30 March, 2010, 05:25:35 pm »
A braking hub would pitch the rider. Why not control speed like regular skates, as the guy in the video is doing? ???
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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #10 on: 30 March, 2010, 05:43:08 pm »
It's a novel idea, and with practice they clearly work very well.  The motion and behaviour of the users looks very much like normal inline skates, so I guess if you can use those, then it'll be an easy transition.

Braking does look "interesting", although I would imagine that if you can t-stop competently on inlines, then it won't be a lot different on these (my t-stopping is useless however!)

The price is what worries me.  From their FAQ:

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How much will they cost?

We are still developing aspects of the design and manufacturing process so production costs are not yet finalized. However, a good indication of price can be drawn from a comparison with carbon fiber bicycle frames. A large pair of Chariot Skates has a total of nearly 2.5kg of carbon fiber (includes two large wheels and foot/leg supports). A quality carbon bike frame has around 1.2 to 1.6kg of carbon fiber and retails for around US$3,500 to US$8,000. Manufacturing products using carbon fiber is not cheap because, apart from the material cost, it is a very labor intensive process.

Which seems to be leading up to a price of several thousand dollars (if and when they ever appear on the market). :o

I think I need to pop over to Serpentine Road and see how scathing they are of them. ;D
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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #11 on: 30 March, 2010, 05:47:34 pm »
... I think I need to pop over to Serpentine Road and see how scathing they are of them. ;D

Hmm, only moderately scathing as it turns out!  Very restrained behaviour.
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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #12 on: 05 April, 2010, 11:06:02 am »
I think they are a load of tosh, personally.  A solution looking for a non-existant problem.
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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #13 on: 05 April, 2010, 11:58:16 am »
These were in the Metro this morning:

Chariot Skates

The guy who created them is a cyclist, skater and skier who wanted something new to commute on and came up with these.  They can do 40kph and look like a carbon-fibre way to break your neck.

I want. :D

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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #14 on: 05 April, 2010, 01:22:37 pm »
I think they are a load of tosh, personally.  A solution looking for a non-existant problem.
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Re: Chariot skates: a new way to die horribly
« Reply #15 on: 05 April, 2010, 01:59:18 pm »
10 speed hubs, Windows Vista