Poll

For micturation only, should the cubicle door be

Closed?
28 (53.8%)
Open?
17 (32.7%)
Other?
7 (13.5%)

Total Members Voted: 46

Author Topic: Toilet etiquette  (Read 2260 times)

Steve Kish

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Re: Toilet etiquette
« Reply #25 on: 30 September, 2010, 09:03:32 pm »
Talk and poo at the same time?  ???  :o :o

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Quote
A young man once came up to me
And asked 'Can you fart while you pee?'
I said 'not a bit..
Can you cough while you shit?'
... I felt this was one-up to me!
Old enough to know better!

nicknack

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Re: Toilet etiquette
« Reply #26 on: 30 September, 2010, 10:23:20 pm »
 ;D Sounds more like Milligan.
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Re: Toilet etiquette
« Reply #27 on: 30 September, 2010, 10:37:33 pm »
No, but the toilet bowls have such a shallow slope that they almost have those German jobbie inspection platforms  :hand: They almost always need to be cleaned after a no. 2  ::-)

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Re: Toilet etiquette
« Reply #28 on: 30 September, 2010, 11:12:17 pm »
Sitting down to piss is voluntary emasculation.

I prefer to sit if it's a bog standard bog, not a pisser. It saves me cleaning up the piss that goes sideways when I start peeing. I sometimes get a wide spray too.



I assume this is a gent orientated question and have answered "open".

I have, of course, no idea what the bints get up to.

They carry on the conversation while in the loo. You are expected to listen and even talk back!

This is not just revolting, it is an invasion of the precious privacy that the cubicle should give, and the space it offers for private contemplation. It is wrong in so many ways, and, not being able (like Adam in Paradise Lost) to command silence merely by wrinkling his brow---because of the formica panel in the way---the seated male is defenceless from being talked at,

I once upset a woman at work by answering the phone to her while taking a dump. I figured that I was at work and not on tea break. She only knew because of the echo. I talk to people on my phone at home while on the bog too, but they never seem to notice.

Re: Toilet etiquette
« Reply #29 on: 01 October, 2010, 10:43:20 am »
No, but the toilet bowls have such a shallow slope that they almost have those German jobbie inspection platforms  :hand: They almost always need to be cleaned after a no. 2  ::-)

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Re: Toilet etiquette
« Reply #30 on: 01 October, 2010, 10:50:37 am »
Door shut.  I sit down for either.  Years of sharing with women.  And it's hard to read the paper when you're standing to piss.

Obviously, you rarely take a piss in your own time then ;D