Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 405830 times)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1425 on: July 22, 2015, 12:07:13 pm »
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.

Again ::-)
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Riggers

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1426 on: July 22, 2015, 12:14:28 pm »
2nd-ed.
Certainly never seen cycling south of Sussex

mcshroom

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1427 on: July 22, 2015, 12:38:12 pm »
Isn't he just considered a permanent feature here?
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1428 on: July 22, 2015, 12:56:28 pm »
He does have an impressive palmares :(
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1429 on: July 24, 2015, 10:25:33 pm »
Amber Rudd.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1430 on: July 25, 2015, 08:06:41 am »
Amber Rudd.

Used to be married to A.A. Gill, who is something of an S-T in his own right.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1431 on: July 25, 2015, 11:18:55 am »
Amber Rudd.

Used to be married to A.A. Gill, who is something of an S-T in his own right.

Christ! Did they reproduce? If so, would the spawn be 2ST or ST2?

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1432 on: July 25, 2015, 03:56:19 pm »
Amber Rudd.

Used to be married to A.A. Gill, who is something of an S-T in his own right.

IRTA "A A Milne" and boggled somewhat.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1433 on: July 25, 2015, 04:56:41 pm »
Amber Rudd.

Used to be married to A.A. Gill, who is something of an S-T in his own right.
One would have to be a massive S-T to do something like that.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1434 on: July 25, 2015, 06:10:17 pm »
Amber Rudd.

Used to be married to A.A. Gill, who is something of an S-T in his own right.
One would have to be a massive S-T to do something like that.



Should we have a Right-Wingers Who Have (at least) Equally Unpleasant Partners thread?

For starters we have the Gove/Vine axis of fuckwittery.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1435 on: July 25, 2015, 06:57:20 pm »
Amber Rudd.

Used to be married to A.A. Gill, who is something of an S-T in his own right.

Christ! Did they reproduce? If so, would the spawn be 2ST or ST2?

(Googles)

Yes.  Yes, they did.  Poor little sods.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1436 on: July 28, 2015, 06:09:08 pm »
Walter Palmer     >:(     

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1437 on: July 28, 2015, 09:00:32 pm »
What a plank! and illegal.
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1438 on: July 28, 2015, 10:05:34 pm »
According to a magazine cover I saw in the horriblemarket this afternoon, Premier League S-T Katie Hopkins is to undergo "open brain surgery".

Good luck with that, Mr Branes Surgeon.  I hope they give you a map.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1439 on: July 29, 2015, 10:16:03 am »
According to a magazine cover I saw in the horriblemarket this afternoon, Premier League S-T Katie Hopkins is to undergo "open brain surgery".

Good luck with that, Mr Branes Surgeon.  I hope they give you a map.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1440 on: August 08, 2015, 03:15:41 am »
After all these years, Derek Acorah seems to have finally spotted a ghost.  Who knew he was still plying his seedy, deceitful trade?
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benborp

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1441 on: August 08, 2015, 03:08:23 pm »
Only because I've finally realised he reminds me of Dr Evil.

https://youtu.be/BFBW4SE5ECE
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1442 on: August 12, 2015, 07:02:33 pm »
Toby Young.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1443 on: August 17, 2015, 11:17:46 pm »
The tossers mentioned in this blog post: https://thelonelycyclist.wordpress.com/2015/08/16/skinny-cyclist-not-likely/

(Wasn't sure whether to post this in the Oiks Shouting Things at Cyclists thread, but decided that super-twats was more appropriate.)

red marley

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1444 on: August 22, 2015, 09:38:38 am »
Louise Mensch is probably an ex officio member of this thread, but I feel this deserves a supertwat mention as she demonstrates twatishness in both its malign, shit scraping sense as well as plain incompetent embarrassing twatdom.

*points and laughs*

Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1445 on: August 22, 2015, 02:12:56 pm »
Louise Mensch is probably an ex officio member of this thread, but I feel this deserves a supertwat mention as she demonstrates twatishness in both its malign, shit scraping sense as well as plain incompetent embarrassing twatdom.

*points and laughs*

Oh dear.  I hope Dr Larrington is regretting ever having taught the former Ms Bagwash.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1446 on: August 23, 2015, 10:01:10 pm »
*fnark*

Amusing what she searches for in her spare time.  There's probably another terrible chick-lit book coming.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1447 on: August 25, 2015, 07:10:21 pm »
According to a magazine cover I saw in the horriblemarket this afternoon, Premier League S-T Katie Hopkins is to undergo "open brain surgery".

Good luck with that, Mr Branes Surgeon.  I hope they give you a map.

Would it be wrong to hope the neurosurgeon is an alcoholic with the DTs?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1448 on: August 25, 2015, 08:43:40 pm »
According to a magazine cover I saw in the horriblemarket this afternoon, Premier League S-T Katie Hopkins is to undergo "open brain surgery".

Good luck with that, Mr Branes Surgeon.  I hope they give you a map.

Would it be wrong to hope the neurosurgeon is an alcoholic with the DTs?

So the personification of 'I'd rather have a full bottle on front of me than have to perform a full frontal lobotomy!'?**









**You have NO IDEA how long I have waited to use that!!!!!!!
VELOMANCER

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1449 on: August 26, 2015, 09:35:24 am »
I think scientists have recently identified the supertwattothalumus and are hoping to remove it, after which she will just be an inoffensive, if rather horse-faced, airhead.  The Sun will replace her with Liz Jones and KH will move over to the problem pages in Take A Break.
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