Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 364800 times)

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3475 on: December 29, 2018, 09:03:25 pm »
To be fair, it's pretty hard for a Vulcan to impersonate a human for that long and still fool most people of Wokingham
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3476 on: December 29, 2018, 09:04:23 pm »
To be fair, it's pretty hard for a Vulcan to impersonate a human for that long and still fool most people of Wokingham
well, he’s certainly managed to avoid anything like logical deduction for all that time.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3477 on: December 29, 2018, 09:31:29 pm »
John Redwood, knighted.  For services to politics FFS.  Basically a knighthood for managing to tell enough lies often enough to stay in the house of commons for a lifetime.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46700430

The knighthoods for Philip Pullman and Michael Palin in no way atone for this craptacular piece of political bribery.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3478 on: December 30, 2018, 08:27:08 am »
Although he has said it won't change its vote. We'll see.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3479 on: December 30, 2018, 01:29:24 pm »
Although she can’t easily take it off him and none of the tories are particularly good at keeping their word, so who knows...
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3480 on: January 03, 2019, 06:00:47 pm »
<i>Marmite slave</i>

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3481 on: January 03, 2019, 06:57:27 pm »
Grayling looks like a man who knows he's incompetent and doesn't care...probably already got his exit strategy sorted.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3482 on: January 04, 2019, 08:09:50 pm »
Hatie Cockpins & UKIP are tweeting away blaming Sadiq Khan for todays train stabbing.   I wasn't aware his Mayoral powers extended to leafy Surrey.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3483 on: January 04, 2019, 08:14:21 pm »
Can't be that leafy, if the trains were running.  Knife crime does seem somewhat beyond his remit, thobut.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3484 on: January 08, 2019, 07:57:19 pm »
We might have started something...

It is a facebook link but should be public.

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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3485 on: January 08, 2019, 08:05:02 pm »
Morrissey. What has the super-dooper-uber twat done now?

Covered the Pretenders' classic 'Back on the Chain Gang' and made a total bollox of it.

Some things can't be forgiven . . .

Also Dermot O'Dreary for daring to inflict it on listeners.
Actually, I didn't think it was that bad; not much worse than the original.  Not a big fan of The Pretenders.  But Morrissey's still a S-T, obviously.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3486 on: January 08, 2019, 09:50:41 pm »
The current edition of Viz has a double-page spread:

"The future of kicking Piers Morgan [that CBE] in the bollocks"
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3487 on: January 11, 2019, 08:17:07 pm »
Piers "Morgan" Moron shares picture from his hospital bed: "Bad news, I'm not dying"

Bah.  I was hoping the fragrant Susanna Reid had kicked the crap out of the colossal bellend after one ill-judged and creepy remark too many.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3488 on: January 11, 2019, 08:33:57 pm »
Maybe she neglected to follow the advice in Viz?

(I'm astounded that Viz is still a thing.  Surely it went out with Tizer and hedge pornography?)
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3489 on: January 11, 2019, 10:17:36 pm »
Maybe she neglected to follow the advice in Viz?

(I'm astounded that Viz is still a thing.  Surely it went out with Tizer and hedge pornography?)
you’re showing your age there Kim, it was a kind of low grade replacement for the afore mentioned.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3490 on: January 12, 2019, 11:32:57 pm »
We might have started something...

It is a facebook link but should be public.

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There's something similar now doing the rounds for Fox News host Tucker Carlson (who can be filed under the same categories as Piers Morgan CBE):

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1084137938982715394

Inspired by: https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1083893938031939584

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #3492 on: January 14, 2019, 08:23:59 pm »
Not fast & rarely furious

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