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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #575 on: May 01, 2012, 09:11:08 pm »
Patrick Kielty.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #576 on: May 01, 2012, 09:27:55 pm »
Any particular reason?  Has he recently excelled himself in the field of twattery?  Or just his superbly consistent twattishness?
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #577 on: May 01, 2012, 09:57:31 pm »
He's covering for Steve Wright In The Afternoon just now and I had the misfortune to hear some of it.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #578 on: May 01, 2012, 10:09:10 pm »
Well, Steve Wright is a bit of a twat, so it's a small step up.
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #579 on: May 01, 2012, 10:14:23 pm »
Who keeps letting that awful Mensch on the telly? And why do they always put these arseholes on when I'm eating my dinner?
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LEE

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #580 on: May 01, 2012, 11:05:36 pm »
Damon Albarn (Blur)

I keep forgetting what a too-cool-for-school-music-is-a-serious-business twat he is.  Fortunately he keeps appearing on "Later" to remind me.

He's right down there with look-at-my-new-lute Sting

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #581 on: May 02, 2012, 06:36:21 am »
Who keeps letting that awful Mensch on the telly? And why do they always put these arseholes on when I'm eating my dinner?
She's foxy, in an Eva Braun kind of way.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #582 on: May 26, 2012, 11:04:47 pm »
Christine Lagarde.

I mean, WTF?  What on earth was she thinking?
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FatBloke

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #583 on: May 27, 2012, 08:34:58 am »
Damon Albarn (Blur)

I keep forgetting what a too-cool-for-school-music-is-a-serious-business twat he is.  Fortunately he keeps appearing on "Later" to remind me.
I think you've only got yourself to blame for that!!!

I'd like to add Jools Holland to the list.
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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #584 on: May 31, 2012, 02:07:46 pm »
Can I mention Louise Mensch again?

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #585 on: June 14, 2012, 03:27:34 pm »
Theresa May (Theresa most definitely is?)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #586 on: June 14, 2012, 03:33:57 pm »
Andrew Lansley (again)
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Gandalf

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #587 on: June 20, 2012, 06:39:22 pm »

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #588 on: June 20, 2012, 06:42:15 pm »
People actually pay Jimmy Carr to tell jokes?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #589 on: June 20, 2012, 07:25:09 pm »
David Cameron said Jimmy Carr is "morally wrong" on tax.

I could have shortened that sentence by two words and it would have made equal sense.
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jogler

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #590 on: June 20, 2012, 08:01:00 pm »
Sepp Blatter

if there were only two twats on the planet he would be both of them

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #591 on: June 20, 2012, 08:15:00 pm »
 ;D
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #592 on: June 20, 2012, 08:42:39 pm »
Andrew Lansley.

Again.

Utter utter utter ignorant cocking supertwat.
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ian

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #593 on: June 20, 2012, 09:46:56 pm »
I have to confess that I find Jimmy Carr quite funny. But even if I didn't, he does seem to annoy po-faced Guardian readers for some reason, which super un-twatifies him. So there.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #594 on: June 20, 2012, 09:53:34 pm »
He got off a driving ban by using Mr Loophole (Arsehole, more like).

Dangerous driver still allowed to drive round like the arrogant cock he is.

Still find him funny?  I don't.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #595 on: June 21, 2012, 12:58:45 pm »
Michael Gove, just because he's an utter dickhead.

Louise Mensch, again.
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Pingu

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #596 on: June 21, 2012, 01:05:16 pm »
Louise Mensch, again.

It seems that Mensch has started a Twitteresque microblogging thingummy called Menschn  :facepalm:

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #597 on: June 21, 2012, 01:09:10 pm »
Michael Gove, just because he's an utter dickhead.

Yes, that.
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Rhys W

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #598 on: June 21, 2012, 02:28:39 pm »
I concur, him again.


Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #599 on: June 22, 2012, 05:48:14 pm »
To celebrate Super-Twat's new and more inclusive home, may I have the Syrian military?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18554246
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