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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1275 on: February 27, 2015, 12:21:46 am »
Every single greedy one of the 287 MP's who voted to keep paid directorships etc. alongside their MP's jobs.   All MP's are paid very well indeed and has a very generous severance package, pension and expenses regime.   

My view has been for a very long time that if you don't like the pay, stay away.

Grant Shapps (not going by another name tonight) is on Question Time.

To be honest, he has a lot of competition, but he remains the most punchable person on the panel.

Indeed.  Especially when the twat tried to justify not giving nurses a 1% pay rise and denied that MP's were going to get a very large pay rise after the next election.   He is another of the slimeball greedy cocks of the highest order.

To have Shapps and Reckless on together competing to be the biggest tosser in the room made for nauseating listening in the bath.   :sick:

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1276 on: February 27, 2015, 09:38:02 am »
Plus there was that rentagob columnist woman who makes me want to Throw Things at the screen, who seems to pop up on QT every third week.  Because I have embraced the principles of honesty, open-mindedness and willingness* I have not yet had to buy a new anbaric distascope.

* - The recording of "Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe" awaiting my attention may also have had something to do with it.  He really doesn't like Cameron, does he?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1277 on: March 06, 2015, 07:39:44 am »
Pickles - what an idiot that man is.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31759767

Does he have a clue at all?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1278 on: March 06, 2015, 08:07:41 am »
The average stupid fool will believe somehow that Pickle has helped the beleagured motorist.   Fools ...

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1279 on: March 06, 2015, 10:02:34 am »
Pickles is like the neutron star of stupid.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1280 on: March 06, 2015, 12:40:03 pm »
I look forward to further announcements on the end of the needless wars on burglars, pill dealers and professional assassins.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1281 on: March 06, 2015, 07:36:36 pm »
I always get Stephen Glaister and Philip Glenister confused.  Fire up the Quattro!
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« Reply #1282 on: March 10, 2015, 07:36:13 am »

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1283 on: March 10, 2015, 08:07:18 am »
Teh Babylon.

It doesn't help that Geffen once again gets it wrong though.  The fact that she's too young to be held liable doesn't mean it isn't an offence.

They really shouldn't let him do press stuff.  He's not up to it.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1284 on: March 10, 2015, 08:37:22 am »
Indeed but that's CTC for you.   :(

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1285 on: March 13, 2015, 10:23:14 am »
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« Reply #1286 on: March 13, 2015, 11:56:07 am »
Rhyming slang.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1287 on: March 14, 2015, 11:48:06 pm »
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1288 on: March 15, 2015, 11:38:25 pm »
Grant Shapps Michael Green.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1289 on: March 15, 2015, 11:44:39 pm »
Jeremy clarkson

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1290 on: March 16, 2015, 10:47:37 am »
Grant Shapps Michael Green.
Anyone else looking at his photos on today's Guardian website and thinking Jez from Peep Show?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1291 on: March 17, 2015, 09:17:49 pm »
Oh, hai, Krishnan Guru Murthy. So you're interviewing the amazing Kim Gordon and the first thing you ask her is "what is it like to be a woman in a male-dominated industry?". And she tells you she hates that question, as do most female artists. But you don't shut up. You keep on with that question and then ask a couple of different variations of it, ending up with "What's it like to be a feminist icon?" A question she also, unsurprisingly, hates.

You're a cock, aren't you?
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1292 on: March 21, 2015, 09:31:09 pm »
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1293 on: March 21, 2015, 10:09:32 pm »
You can add their caption writer for being unable to spell "Pegida".
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1294 on: March 23, 2015, 07:49:09 pm »
Ted Cruz.  $DEITY on a bike, he's a fascist nutter.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1295 on: March 23, 2015, 07:59:49 pm »
Is he allowed to be President?  He was born in Canuckistan and his father only became naturalised in 2005 ???
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1296 on: March 23, 2015, 08:13:26 pm »
Is he allowed to be President?  He was born in Canuckistan and his father only became naturalised in 2005 ???


I think (and fervently hope) not.  Rogerzilla was a bit conciliatory in his description. Cruz is a southern orifice of the worst kind.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1297 on: March 23, 2015, 10:19:19 pm »
Is he allowed to be President?  He was born in Canuckistan and his father only became naturalised in 2005 ???

His mother was, alas, a US citizen.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1298 on: March 23, 2015, 10:57:33 pm »
Is he allowed to be President?  He was born in Canuckistan and his father only became naturalised in 2005 ???

His mother was, alas, a US citizen.

And, according to wikipedia, he renounced his Canadian citizenship a few years back, so he's only got the one.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #1299 on: March 24, 2015, 10:42:55 am »
Is he allowed to be President?  He was born in Canuckistan and his father only became naturalised in 2005 ???

His mother was, alas, a US citizen.

I thought both parents had to be USAnian citizens ???

Anyway, I look forward to the Tea Party fruitbats who previously took up cudgels against that nice Mr Obambi for having allegedly been born in Indonesia or Tau Ceti or somewhere doing the business...
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