Author Topic: Super-Twat  (Read 407698 times)

clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #275 on: July 13, 2010, 09:49:27 pm »
Uber-twat.
Getting there...

her_welshness

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #276 on: July 13, 2010, 10:11:26 pm »
This is a thread for listing those people in the public eye that you absolutely can not abide.

I'll kick off with Bear Grylls.

Bear Grylls - Super-Twat

I won't substantiate this opinion, I just believe it to be true.

I came rather late to this and had to check 19 pages to see if this had been posted already but substantiation

http://www.bats.org.uk/news.php/82/bct_response_to_bear_grylls_born_survivor

The Bat Conservation Trust (BCT) has been working with the international conservation and animal welfare community to investigate the footage of the TV presenter Bear Grylls smoking out, swatting and then stamping on bats in Asia. During the programme, several bats are killed deliberately and this was treated as a game.

nice man

We have his range of childrens books in our libraries where I work  :sick: Gives me more incentive to weed out his books.  :demon:

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #277 on: July 13, 2010, 10:16:13 pm »
Does he get bonus S-T points for the stupid name?
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #278 on: July 13, 2010, 10:33:17 pm »
Can we just declare him the winner and leave it at that?
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Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #279 on: July 13, 2010, 11:26:05 pm »

We have his range of childrens books in our libraries where I work  :sick: Gives me more incentive to weed out his books.  :demon:

IRTA "more incentive to wee on his books" AISMS.
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #280 on: July 13, 2010, 11:58:11 pm »

We have his range of childrens books in our libraries where I work  :sick: Gives me more incentive to weed out his books.  :demon:

IRTA "more incentive to wee on his books" AISMS.
Not wearing my specs I got it even more wrong. IRTA "more incentive to wee on his bollocks"  :facepalm:
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #281 on: July 14, 2010, 09:52:54 am »
Spotted on the Wireless With Pictures yesterday: Jimmy Buffett blaming all the world's ills on BP, in "song".

So, nothing to do with the USAnian public's insatiable thirst for fossil fuel, then, Jimbo?

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #282 on: July 15, 2010, 12:02:52 pm »
Does he get bonus S-T points for the stupid name?
Yes - because he chose it. He's really Edward Michael Grylls.
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clarion

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #283 on: July 15, 2010, 12:03:29 pm »
or 'Teddy'
Getting there...

Tim Hall

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #284 on: July 15, 2010, 03:31:21 pm »
Although his wiki article says his sister called him it when he was one week old. 
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"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Oaky

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #285 on: July 15, 2010, 10:16:58 pm »
Mark Lawrenson

(No particular reason other than he's not mentioned on this page of the thread yet!)
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

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Tourist Tony

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #286 on: July 16, 2010, 01:40:49 am »
Have there been anywhere near enough mentions of Jeremy arsing Kyle yet?

Nope, didn't think so. Nor of Nicholas Hoogstraaten.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #287 on: July 16, 2010, 01:47:40 am »
Have there been anywhere near enough mentions of Jeremy arsing Kyle yet?

Nope, didn't think so. Nor of Nicholas Hoogstraaten.

Nope.

Not enough mentions of Mark Lawrenson yet, either!
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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #288 on: July 16, 2010, 06:40:32 am »
I know this was supposed to be about entertainment celebrities, but as it seems to be spreading can I have Michael O'Leary?
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #289 on: July 16, 2010, 09:57:52 am »
Anyone in the public is eye is fair game, I say. And Michael O'Leary - Über-Twat. I'm so pleased that he's been forced to apologise to that nice man Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou.

citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #290 on: July 16, 2010, 11:38:50 am »
Nicholas Hoogstraaten.

Blimey. That's a blast from the past...

"Moving up into second place
Behind Nicholas van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
More aliases than Klaus Barbie
The Master Butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only
Hold the front page"

And in a similar vein, don't forget Peter Rachmann.

d.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #291 on: July 16, 2010, 12:04:02 pm »
Moving up into second place

*Moving on up to second base

Get it right  ;)
Those wonderful norks are never far from my thoughts, oh yeah!

citoyen

  • Cat 6 Racer
Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #292 on: July 16, 2010, 12:07:25 pm »
*Moving on up to second base

Of course. Sorry.  :-[

d.

Tourist Tony

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #293 on: July 16, 2010, 12:20:20 pm »
I know this was supposed to be about entertainment celebrities, but as it seems to be spreading can I have Michael O'Leary?
The dear man calledme a fucking cunt once. Nice to be recognised for my work ethic!

onb

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #294 on: July 16, 2010, 12:25:23 pm »
Michael Gove .I bet his kids(assuming hes up to it) wont be going to to some ramshackle fuckrot of a school.
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citoyen

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #295 on: July 16, 2010, 12:31:33 pm »
The dear man calledme a fucking cunt once. Nice to be recognised for my work ethic!

Tony, you've always been all right in my book, but if you hadn't been, you would be now.

Whatever it was you did to elicit that response, well done!  ;D

d.

Tourist Tony

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #296 on: July 18, 2010, 02:06:44 pm »
The dear man calledme a fucking cunt once. Nice to be recognised for my work ethic!

Tony, you've always been all right in my book, but if you hadn't been, you would be now.

Whatever it was you did to elicit that response, well done!  ;D

d.

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #297 on: July 18, 2010, 02:15:41 pm »
I suppose this is too much to hope for?
Never tell me the odds.

Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #298 on: July 19, 2010, 10:17:15 am »
Michael Gove .I bet his kids(assuming hes up to it) wont be going to to some ramshackle fuckrot of a school.

Anyone else hear him being interviewed on the radio this morning? He's incapable of answering a simple question.
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itsbruce

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Re: Super-Twat
« Reply #299 on: August 04, 2010, 04:25:37 pm »
Tim Westwood.

Tim Westwood.

Tim Westwood.

Amazed he isn't in here already.
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