Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...
Miller Genuine Draft, despite being a homoeopathic beer, is quite an efficacious diuretic. Well, it is if you have the dread misfortune of drinking an entire case of it because there's nothing else at the party and you're young and foolish and the girl with the magnificent constellations of freckles you've tried to orbit doesn't share your celestial ambitions.One day I will write my utterly mundane memoirs.
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It only works if you just read the first letter.
what does homeopathic water look like, and is it better at thirst quenching?
I just made some homeopathic tea.Forgot to put the teabag in the cup
Quote from: Jaded on October 30, 2019, 08:48:05 amI just made some homeopathic tea.Forgot to put the teabag in the cup Isn't that homeopathic gin?
On a Tuesday, our canteen menu features homeopathic beef lasagna.Yes really.Vegans would love it.
Quote from: Jurek on October 30, 2019, 08:12:34 amOn a Tuesday, our canteen menu features homeopathic beef lasagna.Yes really.Vegans would love it.Heinz tinned soups contain only TINY quantities of the meat after which they are named. Cream of Chicken Soup is a whopping 3% chicken...