Author Topic: ***CoronaBonus***  (Read 14799 times)

***CoronaBonus***
« on: March 20, 2020, 07:45:42 pm »
In the midst of a sea of shite, death, boredom and horror, this is a thread for the surprising and unexpected bonuses of the current viral fuckfest. I'll start...


Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2020, 07:48:07 pm »
Ooooh the discordant clanging dirge of the local campanologist twats who disturb every friday evening until 9pm (9pm!!!) seems to not be happening tonight

Result

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2020, 07:50:10 pm »
Much less noisy traffic past our bedroom window.

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2020, 07:52:35 pm »
I get to sleep in my own bed far more often
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

FifeingEejit

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Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2020, 07:55:34 pm »
Decently busy at work.
I expect this to change...

Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2020, 07:56:10 pm »
I can get a seat on the train, with either side of me empty as well (continuous row of seats along the carriage facing inwards).

Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2020, 07:56:59 pm »
No aircraft noise.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2020, 07:58:52 pm »
Except Stealth bombers, if you live here

Auntie Helen

  • 6 Wheels in Germany
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2020, 07:59:50 pm »
Possible delaying of Brexit - if it happens after 01.04.2021 I can get dual British/German citizenship.
My blog on cycling in Germany and eating German cake – http://www.auntiehelen.co.uk


Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2020, 08:05:21 pm »
Ooooh the discordant clanging dirge of the local campanologist twats who disturb every friday evening until 9pm (9pm!!!) seems to not be happening tonight

Result

I like bells.  When I lived within earshot I would open the windows to listen.

Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2020, 08:11:19 pm »
Working men's club shut .No karaoke , No pissheads shouting good night at midnight . No fucking droning bingo calling on sunday afternoon . No auld biddys blocking the street waiting to pick up the old man . No abandoned taxis ( the club gets used as an unofficial taxi office ). I can get a parking spot outside my house . The club sold their car park because it was not kneaded . My arse     
Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul  three wheels Nurses !!!

offcumden

  • Oh, no!
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2020, 08:12:23 pm »
The probable cancellation of our holiday in France late May to mid-June will mean veggie sowing and planting can proceed uninterrupted. And our chances of a varied diet of fresh fruit and veg is improved.

offcumden

  • Oh, no!
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2020, 08:17:30 pm »
Ooooh the discordant clanging dirge of the local campanologist twats who disturb every friday evening until 9pm (9pm!!!) seems to not be happening tonight

Result

By government decree the sound of hand bells will henceforth be accompanied by cries of "Unclean, unclean!"

Wowbagger

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Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2020, 08:17:44 pm »
The cough I developed 4 days ago persuaded my dear wife to move into the spare room.

My cough got better.  :demon:
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2020, 08:18:35 pm »
Folks  Agreeing about the use E-bikes on Audax events . Agreement about Audax matters  on this forum  !!!! I Feel a bit faint  .
Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul  three wheels Nurses !!!

Wowbagger

  • Dez's butler
    • Musings of a Gentleman Cyclist
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2020, 08:20:17 pm »
Ooooh the discordant clanging dirge of the local campanologist twats who disturb every friday evening until 9pm (9pm!!!) seems to not be happening tonight

Result

By government decree the sound of hand bells will henceforth be accompanied by cries of "Unclean, unclean!"

We have a "rag & bone man" who patrols the streets whilst his sidekick rings a handbell out of the pickup truck's passenger window. It was a sufficiently sunny morning that we had the patio doors open.

I shouted (and I am very good at shouting) "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

I hope he heard me.
Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.

ElyDave

  • Royal and Ancient Polar Bear Society member 263583
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2020, 08:20:56 pm »
Except Stealth bombers, if you live here

Or ospreys and F15s if you live here,
“Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.” –Charles Dickens

ian

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    • The Suburban Survival Guide
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2020, 08:23:09 pm »
No football.
!nataS pihsroW

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2020, 08:23:14 pm »
Except Stealth bombers, if you live here

 :thumbsup:
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

ian

  • fatuously disingenuous
    • The Suburban Survival Guide
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2020, 08:23:45 pm »
They're not very stealthy if you can hear them.
!nataS pihsroW

Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2020, 08:24:22 pm »
Backing training off has meant that I have been able to visit an osteopath and a physio and address some niggles.  Working from home means I can do this during the day.

Jaded

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  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2020, 08:24:34 pm »
Have we had that Weatherspoons C*nt yet?  ;D ;D ;D
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2020, 08:38:51 pm »

The cough I developed 4 days ago persuaded my dear wife to move into the spare room.

My cough got better.  :demon:


Meanwhile, elsewhere...


The cough he developed 4 days ago 'persuaded' me to move into the spare room.

His cough got better.  :demon:

Morat

  • I tried to HTFU but something went ping :(
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2020, 08:51:49 pm »
After three years of feeling guilty for imposing 3 years of after school club on my 8yo son, I get to spend lots of time with him before he grows up.
Tandem Stoker, CX bike abuser (slicks and tarmac) and owner of a sadly neglected MTB.

Wowbagger

  • Dez's butler
    • Musings of a Gentleman Cyclist
Re: ***CoronaBonus***
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2020, 08:59:12 pm »
The Railway Hotel (anag: Hot Willy Area), run by socially responsible Green Party chaps, closed a few night ago. However, they have been busy.

https://www.facebook.com/RailwayHotelSouthend/

They have started to broadcast lives streams of bands playing to an empty bar.

They have started to sell beer online, delivered to your door, Southend area only.

I have just ordered 4 pints of Ghost Ship for £10.

Eating's a serious business. Don't bollocks around wagging your tail.