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Bethany and Nice Mr C Boardman
« on: June 30, 2020, 11:05:28 pm »
I sees that Chanel No. 4 are recycling previous Tours de France at 19:00 heures Continental.

Where are our Bethany and the nice Mr C Boardman then?
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Re: Bethany and Nice Mr C Boardman
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2020, 11:21:48 pm »
TV's Niec C Boardman is Otherwise Engaged, while the Internet's Bethany (10) has been in a spot of bother with the police, Trading Standards, MI5 and HM Customs & Excise.  Unfortunately The Man has slapped a D-notice on P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nzTM® and thus we are unable to report on the case but lawyers acting on behalf of TV's *** Boulting and Super D Millar are hoping at least to get her out on bail by the end of August, because they don't want their houses burning down.
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Re: Bethany and Nice Mr C Boardman
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2020, 11:29:01 pm »
P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nzTM®

Sticking with that name for 2020?

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Re: Bethany and Nice Mr C Boardman
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2020, 11:30:12 pm »
P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nzTM®

Sticking with that name for 2020?

They've already officially denied responsibility for COVID-19.
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Re: Bethany and Nice Mr C Boardman
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2020, 07:38:44 am »
P@nd3m1c Pr0duckt10nzTM®

Sticking with that name for 2020?

They've already officially denied responsibility for COVID-19.

Then what about that dodgy batch of "asthma inhalers" which Bethany was caught with?


ps.  Oooops...   Cat..  Bag..  escaping situation

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Re: Bethany and Nice Mr C Boardman
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2020, 08:44:35 am »
I'm looking forward to Bethany's take on the e-sports version.

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