I used to love the little pots of shelled whelks and cockles at the seaside, soaked in malt vinegar and heavily seasoned with salt and pepper. I'm hoping, in retrospect, that they weren't harvested nearby, I'm pretty sure I didn't hold back in the toilet department when paddling off Skegness beach*, and on a summer day, about 10,000 other children were probably doing much the same.
I'm probably showing my age, I can't imagine modern-day children falling for such delights as pickled chewy shellfish. I'd plead for them. I'd sometimes I'd even behave for a bit.
*Skegness day-trips, so exciting. Sometimes we'd do Mablethorpe, but I swear the entire place smelled of grannies. We'd also do Cleethorpes – which was still black-and-white into the early eighties – because my mum's second favourite sister Nora lived there. Once, heaven knows why, we went all the way to Great Yarmouth. Now that was proper oriental. My grandparents favoured the occidental charms of Blackpool (an even more epic trek, they holidayed there in the same guesthouse, for precisely one week and precisely the same week each year for their entire married life till retirement when they stopped going on holiday (?)). Those day trips by coach were the only holiday I got. We once went to Birmingham.