Author Topic: Audax "cheats"  (Read 1656 times)


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Audax "cheats"
« on: December 07, 2008, 09:23:28 pm »
I'm not one for taking audaxes that seriously.  All I hope for is a nice day out, riding someone else's favourite ride, maybe the possibility of some home-made cake in a community centre, somewhere I would never go under 'normal' circumstances. A bit of a chat with someone friendly is always a bonus.

As long as I don't get stuck near someone having one of those interminably boring audax conversations that makes me want to stab them in the eyes... you know the kind of thing:

"Of course, the eleventh time I rode the Scunthorpe 400 was with Derek Hymen, because Stuart Clitheroe did a DNS that year, the route was the same except it took the third left off the B637383 rather than the fifth left that takes you up that hill near Dimplook"  etc etc