Author Topic: Really depressing phrases (Read 11431 times)

hellymedic · « **Reply #25 on:** 10 November, 2022, 09:18:33 pm »

Quote from: Basil on 10 November, 2022, 05:55:02 pm

We value your call. All our agents are currently busy. We will answer as soon as possible.

Your call is important to us. Please hold.

rogerzilla · « **Reply #26 on:** 10 November, 2022, 09:25:45 pm »

"Come on, Tim"

Pingu · « **Reply #27 on:** 10 November, 2022, 10:03:58 pm »

"And now it's England versus..."

Snakehips · « **Reply #28 on:** 10 November, 2022, 10:04:32 pm »

Football's coming home.

orienteer · « **Reply #29 on:** 10 November, 2022, 10:20:09 pm »

We take this matter very seriously.

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #30 on:** 10 November, 2022, 10:23:28 pm »

We only want to help.

Tim Hall · « **Reply #31 on:** 10 November, 2022, 10:25:03 pm »

"But before that, Thought for the Day."

Canardly · « **Reply #32 on:** 10 November, 2022, 10:43:02 pm »

Hard working families.

Snakehips · « **Reply #33 on:** 10 November, 2022, 11:00:36 pm »

Oh! You're having another one? (drink, that is)

RichForrest · « **Reply #34 on:** 10 November, 2022, 11:06:49 pm »

I'm a celebrity!........

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #35 on:** 10 November, 2022, 11:40:32 pm »

I'm sorry if my comments…

Notably in the case of Bloody Stupid Johnson vs Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe

Slave To The Viking · « **Reply #36 on:** 10 November, 2022, 11:43:39 pm »

The (insert something you don't like) brigade

cygnet · « **Reply #37 on:** 10 November, 2022, 11:53:26 pm »

I'm arresting you on suspicion of conspiracy.

Slave To The Viking · « **Reply #38 on:** 11 November, 2022, 12:51:37 am »

A modern twist on the classic (toad in the hole/apple crumble/martini/pint of bitter/missionary position/etc.)

rogerzilla · « **Reply #39 on:** 11 November, 2022, 07:04:26 am »

"Hello! Don't worry, I'm not one of those charity collectors..."

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #40 on:** 11 November, 2022, 08:33:47 am »

"Do your own research"

Any sentence including any of the following

"woke"
"Globist" (see also; globeheads, globearts)
"sheeple"
"water always seeks its own level"
"far-left fascism"

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #41 on:** 11 November, 2022, 08:35:50 am »

"Special deal" especially in the context of "Black Friday" or in fact any other specially named day.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #42 on:** 11 November, 2022, 09:10:12 am »

Taking [The Internets|Tunbridge Wells|People who expressed an interest in bus tickets] by storm.

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #43 on:** 11 November, 2022, 09:11:29 am »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 11 November, 2022, 09:10:12 am

Taking [The Internets|Tunbridge Wells|People who expressed an interest in bus tickets] by storm.

Unless it's "The Ruthless Democratic Bastards Party's panzers are taking Whitehall by storm".

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #44 on:** 11 November, 2022, 09:12:58 am »

GPWM

Beardy · « **Reply #45 on:** 11 November, 2022, 09:16:52 am »

And now a party political broadcast on behalf of …

Slave To The Viking · « **Reply #46 on:** 11 November, 2022, 10:06:05 am »

...and I should know.

Andy W · « **Reply #47 on:** 11 November, 2022, 10:18:19 am »

Please hold, we’re trying to connect you

Canardly · « **Reply #48 on:** 11 November, 2022, 12:58:50 pm »

You are in a queue of.......

rogerzilla · « **Reply #49 on:** 11 November, 2022, 01:03:41 pm »

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