Author Topic: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?  (Read 2119 times)

FatBloke

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What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« on: February 05, 2009, 04:35:16 pm »
Half the can has gone into the beef stew for tonight's dinner. What should I do with the rest?
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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 04:35:42 pm »
Christmas pudding!

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 04:36:43 pm »
Shove it in there too. Dur. ::-)
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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 04:36:55 pm »
I would have necked it already... ;)

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 04:37:58 pm »
What on earth am I doing here on this beautiful day?! This is the only life I've got!!

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 04:40:21 pm »
throw it down the sink?

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 04:40:26 pm »
Half the can has gone into the beef stew for tonight's dinner. What should I do with the rest?

A half drunk can in your hand and you don't know what to do?

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Jezza

Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 04:51:35 pm »
Wash your hair with it. Gives body, apparently. 

FatBloke

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2009, 04:58:18 pm »
throw it down the sink?
This suggestion is by ffar the most sensible option so far!   :thumbsup:
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FatBloke

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2009, 04:59:05 pm »
Wash your hair with it. Gives body, apparently. 
I have no hair!  ::-)  Please refer to avatar!
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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2009, 06:01:13 pm »
And you've never felt the need for more volume in your pubes?

Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2009, 06:19:03 pm »
Practice pouring Guinness shandy
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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2009, 06:26:16 pm »
And you've never felt the need for more volume in your pubes?

I understand that Fattersbenonhirsute went a little OTT with the whole cyclist leg shaving thing.  Apparently, it's difficult to decide where to stop...   ;)
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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2009, 06:54:05 pm »
And you've never felt the need for more volume in your pubes?

Imagines an RSM about to give a blow-job.
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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2009, 06:57:44 pm »
This thread has gone on for long enough.

Pour it into an envelope and send it to me.

I'll find a use for it.

Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2009, 07:08:57 pm »
Pour it into an envelope and send it to me.
It'll be flat!  ;D

Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2009, 07:16:52 pm »
Make chocolate stout cake.* :thumbsup:

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2009, 07:19:38 pm »
Pour it into an envelope and send it to me.
It'll be flat!  ;D

Not if he uses a really baggy envelope.  :D

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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2009, 07:53:40 pm »
...and writes "Please do not shake!" on it.
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Re: What to do with half a pint of Guinness?
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2009, 08:53:02 pm »
Half the can has gone into the beef stew for tonight's dinner. What should I do with the rest?
If you really don't want to drink it, put the other half in the stew as well.

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