Author Topic: Male racing totty  (Read 9828 times)

Male racing totty
« on: April 22, 2008, 07:19:02 pm »
To counter the overly female bias of the 'Vicky P' thread, Mrs Biff has insisted, under threat of turnips, that I redress the balance, hence I (we-ouch) give you Florian Rousseau ('The Blue Stare' as any followers of track cycling will recognize him)



Awesome sprinter, with a back-straight kick that defied belief, and a jolly nice chap. We met him (Mrs Biff with a change of underwear at the ready) at the 2000 Worlds as a competitor, and at the 2008 Worlds as a coach.
I don't see it myself. I mean, what's he got that I haven't?
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 07:23:48 pm »
An early-1990s helmet  :D
Never tell me the odds.

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2008, 07:33:53 pm »


Mr Boonen is yummy.  :thumbsup: *swoons*
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2008, 07:34:30 pm »
An early-1990s helmet  :D

I had one of them (1995)

Talking of helmets; no thread of this title would be complete without the legendary


Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2008, 07:38:51 pm »
An early-1990s helmet  :D
Ron Jeremy was a cyclist?  :o
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clarion

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2008, 07:39:44 pm »
I'm told that Damiano Cunego is highly regarded by young ladies ;)
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clarion

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2008, 07:41:59 pm »
Oscar Pereiro has a certain latin charm
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2008, 07:46:47 pm »
Mr Boonen is yummy.  :thumbsup: *swoons*
Is there something you're not telling us?  :-\ ;)
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2008, 07:47:44 pm »
I can't find a good picture, but I used to think Russell Williams rather swoonsome...
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2008, 07:48:31 pm »
Bless you, bless you. Lovely totty to cheer me up  :thumbsup:

Though my ultimate favourite is specifically that photo of Cipollini with a fag in his mouth that Rogerzilla had as an avatar for a while. It gave me a little frisson every time I saw it - he just looks so bad;D

clarion

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2008, 07:50:09 pm »
Not this one, then? ;D
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2008, 07:51:08 pm »
Not sure what's happening just out of shot

OK.  I'll stop being unfair.  Check this  :o
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 07:53:46 pm »
Not this one, then? ;D

Oh dear, you've ruined it for me  ;D

What was he thinking?

Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2008, 07:56:13 pm »
Enough!

Never tell me the odds.

Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2008, 07:56:47 pm »
There is a picture of a young Cippollini  and the woman who became the  2nd newest Mrs MSeries somewhere here in The Chateau, I'll be doing some sorting out soon so I;ll dig it out and scan it.

clarion

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2008, 08:00:26 pm »
Why isn't there a picture of the young John Tomac and his cool flat-top on teh internets?
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2008, 08:01:51 pm »
Never mind - there's Maitre Jacques.  Quite the dish in his day...
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2008, 08:14:31 pm »

Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2008, 08:17:37 pm »
I have some of those glasses.

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2008, 08:36:15 pm »


Mr Boonen is yummy.  :thumbsup: *swoons*


Definitely shaggable.... and I meet even *cuddle* afterwards...
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2008, 08:37:48 pm »
Oh yes - Boonen is top totty! :thumbsup:
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CathH

Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2008, 08:41:23 pm »
Where's Chris Hoy??  *stamps foot*

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2008, 08:44:11 pm »
Lucien Petit-Breton.  Proper face furniture!
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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2008, 08:47:05 pm »
Lucien Petit-Breton.  Proper face furniture!

And that parting is groomed to within a millimetre of its life too. Brylcremetastic.

clarion

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Re: Male racing totty
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2008, 08:55:37 pm »
OK, back up to date with Danilo di Luca
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