OK, which one of you invented JSON? Hmm? You must be seeing a whole team of therapists.
And what, pray was wrong with xml? Why not use that? Oh no - lets invent a whole other arcane, impenetrable syntax that requires entire libraries of code to unpack and interpret.
And while we're about it - now that you've invented it - JSON is a text stream, right? So why is it so fucking hard to get text out, hmm? Text is all it is - it's nothing but text. So when I want a value to a data item, WHY CAN'T I GET IT OUT AS TEXT?
(sigh)
Is the pub open yet?