Author Topic: A random thread for small things that don't really warrant a thread of their own  (Read 1406 times)


  • Quiet please
I just noticed on the BBC page that the bass player of the thrash metal beat combo known as "Slipknot" has been found dead in a hotel room.

Anyone wishing to place money on it being a the result of a freak wanking accident?

I heard that he was embossing envelopes with a pre-paid postal mark and the embossing machine broke, severing his carotid artery.  Early reports say he died as a result of a "weak franking accident"