Author Topic: Friday joke  (Read 536 times)

Valiant

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Friday joke
« on: May 30, 2008, 09:43:52 pm »
Three Guys In A Pub ................

........say to the barman

'We drink in here every night after work & have done for a couple of years.
How about a reward for our loyalty mate?'

The barman thinks & says 'go home tonight & do the first thing your wife says,
prove it & i will give you free beer for a month.

First bloke comes back to the pub the next day covered in soot & ash.

'What happened to you?' says the barman.

'I went home last night & had a smoke but dropped some ash on the carpet'
'Burn the whole damn house down why dont ya? says the wife - so i did'

'Free beer my good man' says the barman.

Second bloke comes in covered in dust & rubble.

'What happened to you?' asks the barman.

'I had a few too many & drove the car home.I hot the garage wall & the
wife comes out shouting - knock the whole flipping house down why dont
ya? - so i did'

'Free beer for you too' says the barman.

Third bloke walks in covered in blood & stuff, looks a real mess.

'Blimey, what on earth happened to you?' asks the barman.

I went home last night late & climbed into bed with the wife. I felt a bit horny
so i put my hand between her legs and played with her jack and danny for a bit.

“She said 'you can cut that out for a start”

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