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Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #625 on: July 18, 2018, 11:50:53 pm »
First spaceport will not be in Snowdonia

Well obviously, any fule knows that BRITISH space launches should take place from a SEEKRIT BUNKER on the Isle of Wight.


(Frankly, I'm disappointed that this isn't an article about Lord Buckethead doing a U-turn on his policy about the redevelopment of Birmingham.)
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #626 on: July 19, 2018, 10:01:04 am »
First spaceport will not be in Snowdonia

Well obviously, any fule knows that BRITISH space launches should take place from a SEEKRIT BUNKER on the Isle of Wight.


(Frankly, I'm disappointed that this isn't an article about Lord Buckethead doing a U-turn on his policy about the redevelopment of Birmingham.)
We've already got a Spaceport here at Adastral Park on the blasted heath of Martlesham in the desolate wilds of the Angles of the East.
Sorting my life out, one shed at a time.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #627 on: August 30, 2018, 01:46:15 pm »

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #628 on: September 09, 2018, 09:13:04 pm »
I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #629 on: September 14, 2018, 09:35:28 am »
Passports have an expiry date. Remarkable!
The earth is vast and beautiful and contains many miraculous places. (Chekhov)

Steph

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #630 on: September 14, 2018, 12:53:19 pm »
Passports have an expiry date. Remarkable!
The utter piece of crap that is a Greek ID card often doesn't.
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #631 on: September 14, 2018, 03:26:10 pm »
Royal Navy saliors get drunk on shore leave and annoy locals:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/sep/09/royal-navy-sailors-held-in-us-over-drunken-behaviour

Early in the morning?

Put him in the longboat till he's sober!

hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #632 on: September 17, 2018, 10:59:37 pm »
Peach tree bears fruit a few years after planting.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45552572

mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #633 on: September 18, 2018, 04:28:18 pm »
Peach tree bears fruit a few years after planting.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45552572

Jeez Helly ... have you ever heard of romance?  ::-)

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hellymedic

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #634 on: September 18, 2018, 06:20:37 pm »
Of course I've heard of romance! I sleep under the bear I gave David for Valentine's Day in 2003b(it's on the light's pull-cord over the bed) every night I'm home but I don't share this with the whole wide world!

ian

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #635 on: September 18, 2018, 06:29:44 pm »
I planted a cherry tree at our last place for our wedding anniversary. Finally, the summer before we moved, it produced it's first and precisely one juicy cherry. As I pointed out this exciting fact to my beloved a fat blackbird landed on the branch and ate it.

We should have dug it up and taken it with us. You can't beat romance with a shovel. Though if you do, bury and deny everything.
!nataS pihsroW

mattc

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #636 on: September 18, 2018, 08:35:49 pm »
I planted a cherry tree at our last place for our wedding anniversary.

*** BONG ***  !
Has never ridden RAAM
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No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles