At the risk of this turning into "First World Problems", I very nearly had Nothing, with a side order of fuck all and a garnish of thin air.
I arrived at my hotel, late (as in 20:00), checked in and went to the bar, arrived at 20:05. Bar close to being empty. I ordered a drink and food. Other people arrived after me, doing the same. I sat there, patiently, drinking my drink, checking up on social media etc. I noticed that one or two of those that came in after me had received their food. No problem, though I, they may have ordered stuff that is quicker to prepare. Eventually it go to the only people left in the bar are me and a table of three that came in a good 20 minutes after me.
As the waitress brought them their food I asked "Excuse me, but could you find out when I'll be getting my food?", when she returned she said "It is just on it's way out" to which I replied "Forget it, there are others in here who ordered well after me and they have had their food, so just forget it". As I went back to my room I told the Duty Manager that, when the tab comes through, I wasn't going to pay for it, and recounted the story.
Fast forward 10 minutes and I get a phone call, in my room, saying they will do the food FOC, throw in a drink and send it to my room. That's what I call customer service!