Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (which for a while I was convinced was Attack of the Clowns). Not as bad as I remembered it after the dog-awful Phantom Menace. To be honest, even the older Stars Wars movies weren't as good as everyone likes to remember them, so the bar wasn't exactly left high at the close of the credits to Return of the Jedi. It seemed to pack all the usual elements, though good god, the script was abysmal. I've no idea how much moolah it takes to get Portman, MacGregor, and Jackson to drop by and do their acting shtick, but I reckon Lucus spent the $5 they had left on the script. George Lucas should have spared us and got himself a chow mein instead. I'm also unclear why aliens sound a bit like Jim Davidson pretending to be [/ethnic_stereotype]. If so, first contact is going to more fucked up than Carl Sagan could have guessed at.