Author Topic: Eurovision 2014  (Read 4581 times)

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2014, 08:27:55 pm »
Do they keep singing "rancid piss"?

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2014, 08:28:53 pm »
Iceland look like Split Enz.
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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2014, 08:28:59 pm »
The Iceland mob have hipster haircuts. 5/10. Also people don't look the same inside, suppose one has lung cancer?

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2014, 08:31:06 pm »
Do you think Norway don't want to host the jamboree next year?


Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2014, 08:34:49 pm »
Stone me, you can't chuck a brick without hitting a tidy beard, this ghastly fart-knocker's even trimmed his eyebrows.

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2014, 08:35:59 pm »
Oooh, your gonna love Austria spindrift.

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2014, 08:42:11 pm »
Titanic intro rip-off.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2014, 08:42:41 pm »
Ice-skater alert!
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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2014, 08:42:59 pm »
No wind machines yet.

Pancho

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2014, 08:44:00 pm »
I missed it - how did the geopolitical underdogs Ukraine do?

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2014, 08:44:45 pm »
Were they the ones with the hamster wheel?


Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2014, 08:45:37 pm »
They had a hamster wheel and a pretty woman with a lot of hair and a big dress.
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Pancho

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2014, 08:46:14 pm »
I just love the sight of a pretty girl in a hamster wheel.

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2014, 08:47:53 pm »
She wasn't in the hamster wheel, there was a bloke in it.

Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2014, 08:48:25 pm »
She was on top of the hamster wheel. Made me nervous.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2014, 08:48:50 pm »
This Polish thing is a bit pimpy.
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Pancho

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2014, 08:49:17 pm »
Anyway, forget hamster wheels. I'm now wanting to visit Poland. With a milk churn.

Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2014, 08:50:24 pm »
"Did I mention this used to be a dockyard?" says Graham.

Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2014, 08:50:56 pm »
Rapping's such a versatile art form.

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #44 on: May 10, 2014, 08:52:08 pm »
Where's the trampolinist gone?

Pancho

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2014, 08:52:32 pm »
I wonder what on Earth any visiting Americans think of Eurovision. I'm fairly Euro-adapted but even I find it simply weird.

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2014, 08:52:46 pm »
and there he is.

Pancho

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2014, 08:53:43 pm »
WTFuckity fuck?

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2014, 08:54:37 pm »
The trampoline or Conchita?

Clare

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Re: Eurovision 2014
« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2014, 08:55:58 pm »
In the semis she was a bit of a let down, good voice but no drama. She needs to let her inner Shirley Bassey out.