Fort Larrington had more boxes, bags and jars of peppercorns than was seemly when the Prof and I did a big clearout last summer. I think she half-inched most of 'em. Meanwhile, my pepper grinder became empty, peppercorns had I none, a fresh supply was purchased and put in the cupboard…
…next to the barely-touched jar of peppercorns already in the cupboard wot I'd searched at least twice while muttering “I'm sure I saw peppercorns in here only last week!”.