I agree: it seems many people want a sit up and beg position, drop bars and a horizontal top tube, without using Thorn-like numbers of spacers. Geometrically, that's quite challenging
The solution would either be to size up and use a short stem and short-reach bars, or else to find a very short frame. Alternatively, find a very short bike. CX bikes are usually a bit shorter than road bikes, though they do also generally have higher bottom brackets than road bikes.
For me, function trumps form.
That's why all my bikes are horizontal top tube.
I like to be able to use a proper size bottle on the seat tube cage, and a proper size frame fit pump that doesn't take several hundred strokes to get a tyre hard enough.
Take a couple of gas cannisters for fixing punctures, plus a tiny pump as insurance in case you get 3+ punctures on one ride?