Maybe it'll go like darts. We'll have a split between the Professional Highest Mileage Council and the British Highest Mileage Organisation. The BHMO challenge will be slightly crappy, featuring people who can only manage 25,000 miles a year marshalled by some very old men in blazers, but will be free to watch on the BBC. The PHMC will, on the other hand, have choreographed walk-ons from the house to the bike shed each morning (complete with thumping pop theme - Teethgrinder's is "Calling All Heroes" by It Bites) and a girl in a skimpy outfit carrying the national flag. There will be BIG smoke machines and the challengers will adopt nicknames like "The Masticator" and "The Prince Of Lycra". There will be a crazed yet strangely literary commentary by the late Sid Waddell. They'll be vying for the honour of the first to ride 100,000 miles in a year. But it'll cost you £50 a month to watch on Sky Sports.