Author Topic: Hills  (Read 1182 times)


  • Quiet please
« on: 21 October, 2008, 09:03:10 am »
My approach to hills goes something like;

1. Oh! Hill. I am a sturdier cyclist with tough legs. I can do this.
2. Oh. Hill. Bugger. Ouch. Actually, I am rubbish at this.
3. Change down.
4. Get overtaken.
5. Change down.
6. Sing to myself to keep my spirits up.
7. Remember that I am tone deaf and wasting breath.
8. Change down.
9. Get overtaken by a snail.
10. Try to change down. Discover that I am already as low as can be.
11. Weep.
12. Get off and push.