Bizarre moment last night. I'd stopped outside M&S at Cannon St station and was about to fold the Brommie when I caught sight of a woman walking rather briskly in my direction, head turned 90 degrees to the left, obviously captivated by something going on offstage. By the time I realised she wasn't going to turn her eyes to actually look where she was going, or deviate her path to avoid me, it was too late to give her any kind of warning, so she walked straight into my front wheel. She stumbled in a comically dramatic fashion but managed to avoid falling over... and then just carried on walking, without so much as a glance back in my direction.
I was too bemused to react myself.
She's quite lucky to have narrowly avoided impaling herself on my handlebars, tbh.