That was one of those pivotal moments in your life Scott. If you'd kept it, your life could have changed forever. Think where you could be now...
...and whether your medical insurance would cover it
You had me there with that "pivotal moment" bit, just for a second, before sanity kicked in, and I had the same thought about health insurance.
Still, I have to say that reading Andy Gates's account of his off-road fixed race on 63xc.com (the "Mallet" link above) always makes me crack up. Andy is my crash-test dummy.
I have most of the pieces of a two-speed fixed project, but haven't really pursued it. But it's intended to be a trail-ish bike. Where did that sanity go again?