Seen today

[Wowbagger]

I don't know what he expected. He'd parked the bloody thing in one of the busiest bus lay-bys in Southend town centre.

I quite enjoyed it.

[clarion]

Splendid!

Not sure how they'd get that onto the flatbed to remove it to the pound, tho'

[nuttycyclist]

I've got an angle grinder they could use. 

The car's already a cut-n-shut after all.

[clarion]

I've got an angle grinder they could use. 

The car's already a cut-n-shut after all.

You have a public duty to go offer it immediately!

[Andrij]

There is justice in the world. 

[rogerzilla]

Were there boob prints on the inside of the windows?

Swindon has a Hummer limousine 

[onb]

I've got an angle grinder they could use. 

The car's already a cut-n-shut after all.

He's got the angle grinder its just a pity he aint got any fingers to hold it.

[Cunobelin]

Were there boob prints on the inside of the windows?

Swindon has a Hummer limousine 

There is a certain mentality to wantingt o hire a Hummer Limousine...

Swindon is probably quite appropriate.

We have one locally that is a nuisance. It can't park anywhere except on pavements because the driver "doesn't do" car parks, can't manage roundabouts or corner and just generally crap driving.

If being  driven poorly and then dumped on a pavement 50 yards from your destination is your idea of a style statement then as I said a certain mentality is required.

[Jaded]

Were there boob prints on the inside of the windows?

Swindon has a Hummer limousine 

Boobs?

Not in Swindon.

That would be camel toe cheese imprints there, that would.

[nuttycyclist]

...
Swindon has a Hummer limousine 

I'll have to hunt out a photo, but the limo we were in in Las Vegas was bigger (higher and longer) than the Hummer Limos alongside    

[Pingu]

Swindon has a Hummer limousine 

So has Aberdeen - it's pink 

[Greenbank]

CO₂ per passenger mile isn't too bad though.

[Mr Larrington]

Were there boob prints on the inside of the windows?

Swindon has a Hummer limousine 

I saw one on Saturday.  It will probably come as little surprise to seasoned Dun Runners that it was in Epping.

[clarion]

Plenty of the damn things in that there london village...

[spen666]

I've got an angle grinder they could use. 
...

Is that to use on the clamp or on the car?

[Mr Larrington]

Plenty of the damn things in that there london village...

Watching one trying to insinuate itself through the streets around Borough Market was one of the few pleasures of working in the Nut Mines...

[Regulator]

Plenty of the damn things in that there london village...

They've all come up/in from Essex and Surrey, full of slappers and tw*ts on the p*ss.

Bllody things should be banned - most of them are imported from the US when they're at the end of their working lives and are deathtraps, both for their occupants and other road users.

[ian]

Plenty of the damn things in that there london village...

Watching one trying to insinuate itself through the streets around Borough Market was one of the few pleasures of working in the Nut Mines...

I once had the profound, joyous pleasure of seeing an SUV completely wedged between two buildings in Carcassonne. The driver seemed to think sacrificing his wing mirrors would have seen him through. It wasn't sacrifice enough. Eventually (this was a spectator sport), he reversed out. Oh, my side panels.

[Wowbagger]

Having crossed the Dartford Bridge around lunch time today, I witnessed a white "Thrifty" hire van find itself in the outermost lane and faced with a gauntlet of "Cars only" automatic barriers.

The driver realised his error right at the last minute and blocked his lane very nicely for me to nip in front of him with my £1.50 in small change.