Author Topic: Caption it #220 (Read 2860 times)

delthebike · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 July, 2009, 07:13:18 am »

Twat!

LittleWheelsandBig · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 July, 2009, 07:25:26 am »

Fortunately for one idiot, "parking between the lines" doesn't identify which lines.

eck · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 July, 2009, 07:28:52 am »

"Free Parking Lessons For Numpties -
Enquire In-store for Details"

eck · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 July, 2009, 07:30:55 am »

Would the Owner of SY07 YMG please report to customer services, as their vehicle is on fire.

Charlotte · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 July, 2009, 08:00:34 am »

"New Range Rover V8gtxri Turbotwattershithead: Think out of the box."

Clare · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 July, 2009, 08:06:12 am »

The driver was just making sure that there was enough room to get the bike off the car on the right...

...maybe.

Itit Wifan-Ammer · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 July, 2009, 09:01:08 am »

You know that Mr & Mrs 4x4 owner are of equally impressive girth when ...

clarion · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 July, 2009, 09:19:45 am »

Oh bollards!

Regulator · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 July, 2009, 09:26:21 am »

The 4x4 driver helpfully tried to obstruct as many bollards as possible as he saw TimO approaching.

Hot Flatus · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 July, 2009, 09:32:03 am »

Personally, I don't blame him. On the bi-annual occasions that I can bring myself to shop at Tesco I always come out to find some tescoid cretin has dented my car.

Moloko · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 July, 2009, 10:05:37 am »

Tank owner: "Huh! If you think that's wanky, then you should see my reverse parking!"

Ian H · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 July, 2009, 10:15:15 am »

Disabled parking space.

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 July, 2009, 11:04:33 am »

Let's off-road!

Edit: I've seen this twice recently in my local Sainsbury's. The first was a BMW X5 which, being only slightly smaller than Blenheim Palace probably does need two parking spaces. But the second was a frikkin' Vauxhall Astra

alan · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 July, 2009, 11:11:02 am »

He desreves to find at least two flat tyres when he returns.

clarion · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 July, 2009, 11:36:57 am »

Quote from: Mr Larrington on 22 July, 2009, 11:04:33 am

Let's off-road!

'Gripped!'
'Sorted!'

Moloko · « **Reply #16 on:** 22 July, 2009, 02:03:49 pm »

Quote from: Jaded on 22 July, 2009, 12:41:21 am

Derring-do is saved for cyclists... He/She can get within 6 inches of their road space.

Jaded · « **Reply #17 on:** 22 July, 2009, 04:59:07 pm »

Coop Ad.

"Your car defines you. Yes you, you fat bastard!"

clarion · « **Reply #18 on:** 22 July, 2009, 05:00:31 pm »

Every little helps

Fixedwheelnut · « **Reply #19 on:** 22 July, 2009, 11:09:08 pm »

4 x 4 = the amount of extra car spaces taken up by the idiots that ~~drive~~ attempt to drive them.

teethgrinder · « **Reply #20 on:** 22 July, 2009, 11:14:53 pm »

The car park at Specsavers?

Jon P · « **Reply #21 on:** 22 July, 2009, 11:56:51 pm »

Funny road markings on the M25?!

Moloko · « **Reply #22 on:** 26 August, 2009, 12:58:12 pm »

You can surround it with 42 Bromptons.

Diver300 · « **Reply #23 on:** 31 August, 2009, 07:46:26 pm »

Amateur.

I took up 6 spaces at the car park in my Rover 75

when towing one of these http://www.caledonianmarine.co.uk/images/humber.jpg

Author Topic: Caption it #220 (Read 2860 times)

alan