Dear fucking knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, single brain celled cow-workers.
If you ask me a question, I give an answer, no?
could you do the common courtesies of a) remembering the answer I give b) actually applying that answer to what you are trying to do?
DO NOT
10 ask question
20 receive answer
30 wait 5
40 goto 10
ok?
Thanks
Now fuck off and leave me alone
He has been updating his l33t skillz overnight.
Today's conversation went something like:
PM: Can you produce the information reports for those 54 servers?
ME: Yes, but it will mean I will not be able to do anything else today
PM: OK, no problem
<wait 5 minutes>
PM: Can you, whilst doing those reports, restart this service on 6 servers, as per earlier email? Oh and can you do them first?
ME: NO! I am doing them in IP address order, so I will get to them as I go through the list.
PM: But these are important.
ME: It doesn't matter, I am not going change the order in which I am doing these
<wait another 5, after I have checked to see if the servers are up>
ME: those servers are not responding, so can't do anything on them, so I will carry on producing those reports on the other servers, as I don't have time to troubleshoot issues AND produce these reports
PM: Does this mean you can't restart the agent on those boxes?