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clarion · « **Reply #1 on:** 02 December, 2009, 10:11:40 pm »

It's a start, I suppose...

Ian H · « **Reply #2 on:** 02 December, 2009, 10:35:23 pm »

Stunt driver tries the hop, skip and...bugger!

clarion · « **Reply #3 on:** 02 December, 2009, 10:39:16 pm »

See what happens when you install speed cameras and make drivers take their eyes off the road to check the speedometer? </SSteaming idiocy>

nuttycyclist · « **Reply #4 on:** 02 December, 2009, 10:42:56 pm »

<David Attenborough>

... and here we see the mother skip, having found a safe location, giving birth, to her mobile young...

</David Attenborough>

scott · « **Reply #5 on:** 02 December, 2009, 10:45:06 pm »

I know there's a quart of oil in here somewhere.

clarion · « **Reply #6 on:** 02 December, 2009, 10:46:36 pm »

Dispose of rubbish properly.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #7 on:** 02 December, 2009, 11:05:24 pm »

Nicole n'est pas trés heureuse avec son nouvelle auto.

Jaded · « **Reply #8 on:** 02 December, 2009, 11:06:34 pm »

"I don't believe it!"

Fixedwheelnut · « **Reply #9 on:** 02 December, 2009, 11:12:49 pm »

Quote from: Ja ded on 02 December, 2009, 11:06:34 pm

"I don't believe it!"

It's not a mattress though

Jon P · « **Reply #10 on:** 02 December, 2009, 11:15:20 pm »

"Typical! You order a skip, 'thin five minutes bloody neighbours have filled it up!"

Chris S · « **Reply #11 on:** 02 December, 2009, 11:16:00 pm »

Swindon orders 500 new Anti Chav devices.

Fixedwheelnut · « **Reply #12 on:** 02 December, 2009, 11:17:02 pm »

[David Attenborough]
The Venus Skip Trap entices it's prey the hatchback coupe by mimicking a yellow Skoda Convertible and lying open provocatively on the road side.
Once the prey attempts to mount the Skip it is devoured the prey is slowly scrapped.
[David Attenborough]

Majorbloodnok · « **Reply #13 on:** 03 December, 2009, 07:44:04 am »

Norfolk not quite grasped the concept of the car scrappage scheme

delthebike · « **Reply #14 on:** 03 December, 2009, 09:04:32 am »

How to double the price of you skip.

clarion · « **Reply #15 on:** 03 December, 2009, 09:05:44 am »

No no no! You need to separate metals and glass for recycling.

Moloko · « **Reply #16 on:** 03 December, 2009, 11:28:17 am »

Quote from: meddyg on 02 December, 2009, 10:04:20 pm

Quenching its thirst on a piss sodden mattress.

meddyg · « **Reply #17 on:** 03 December, 2009, 11:29:08 am »

'the satnav said " at the black and white house continue straight on ...'

Moloko · « **Reply #18 on:** 03 December, 2009, 11:30:30 am »

The car left no stone unturned in its pursuit of the errant cyclist who had dared to leave the cycle path.

scott · « **Reply #19 on:** 03 December, 2009, 02:22:33 pm »

<munch> <slurp> <gulp> "Aaaah."

Tourist Tony · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 December, 2009, 02:44:09 pm »

Quote from: delthebike on 03 December, 2009, 09:04:32 am

How to double the price of you skip. Peugeot

Zoidburg · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 December, 2009, 05:35:22 pm »

I think thats a waste of a perfectly good 2 door 205, they change hands for good money on the rally circuit, getting to be a bit of a classic like the first two marks of ford escort.

scott · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 December, 2009, 07:55:20 pm »

"No, this isn't the way to Dakar!"

rogerzilla · « **Reply #23 on:** 03 December, 2009, 08:17:49 pm »

It's got to be shopped. A Peugeot with a wheel trim present?

clarion · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 December, 2009, 09:07:08 pm »

Driven better than most 205s as well...

Author Topic: Caption it #285 (Read 3201 times)

Chris S

Zoidburg