Seeing as we appear to be starting the YACF multicoloured swapshop here, I’d like to open negotiations on a small lump of unidentified goop that I’ve just found in the space inside the rear of my office pedestal. I think it fell out of the back of one of the drawers at some point last year.
It’s about the size of a substantial marble and could be made of one or more of the following substances; blue-tack, chewing gum, pritt-stick or possibly even Power Bar. Whatever original colour it once was has now amalgamated with the residue, dust and general detritus in which it was discovered. It smells faintly of Vimto and embrocation, with top notes of Earl Grey.
I’d like to exchange for an HPV, rickshaw or quadricycle. Cash either way, WHY?
Collection only please – my office’s preferred courier company has strict biohazard policies in place.