Can be your own or one you found on the Internet or in Real Life
TM. Points are awarded for vile frame/saddle/tyre/rim colours, weird geometry, a ludicrous number of headset spacers, untrimmed steerer tubes, wrong-sized wheels, non-coordinated bar tape, excessively chopped bars, seriously slack chains and silly or badly-fitted accessories.
Inspired by one of the bikes in the "members' bikes" thread, but I'm not saying which
To kick things off, here are a few from FGG. The blue-and-gold one at least suggests some kind of strategy, but the top one is the sort of thing a stoned magpie would ride. The saddle is exceptionally horrid.
Fixed Gear Gallery :: as seen in TokyoOh, and Velocity Deep Vs are crap, even once you've scraped off that nasty yellow sticker. They have no eyelets and no lateral stiffness.