This is how messaging works in my house.
Wife: do you want to buy a barn?
Me: Who hasn't wanted a barn. Yes, let's buy a barn. Where is it?
Wife: Surrey
Me: Cool, barns make tornados angry. No tornados in Surrey. How much?
Wife: it's £180,000.
Me: [censored]
Wife: Well, I think it's a big barn.
Me: Does it include cows?
Wife: No, it's just a big shed. That's what barns are. We don't need cows.
Me: How big?
Wife: Barn-big.
Me: that's not a helpful measure of barn size.
Wife: do I look like an expert on barns?
[Long pause]
Me: your uncle is a sheep farmer. He has a barn. That's barn expertise. My family are miners and carnies.
Wife: DO YOU WANT TO BUY A BARN? [actual capitals]
I think she has beer up there.