Its a funny thing, but the needle of my Grinkometer barely flickered on the AAGill 'witticism' about the "Dyke on a Bike", that comment being rather lost in the general, ah, robustness of the piece.
On the other hand the needle slammed straight across the dial when I read Parris's latest effort. He must have been out of mind writing a piece de-facto encouraging idiots to swim across the Thames at night. What next, train tunnel running? Using electrical pylon cables as death slides? The mind boggles.