...avoiding that rap shit like the plague.
Middle age creeping up?
Rap was around when I was a teenager.... didn't like it then.
Hmmm, how do you define 'Rap'?
Using the term 'Rap' to slag-off (you did say it was "shit") such a varied range of music sounds exactly like my parents using the term "Rock and Roll" to slag-off any record I played from 1975 until the present day.
Edit: using my parents as an example I think you are too old when you say things like:
"This is just noise and they can't even play their instruments"
and, in the menatime, said artist is selling 100 squillion albums and playing before 100,000 frantically dancing yoofs.