Author Topic: Where should Kirst and I go touring?  (Read 13910 times)

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #75 on: 30 May, 2011, 11:11:35 pm »
Same thing really innit. *shrugs*
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David Martin

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #76 on: 30 May, 2011, 11:17:50 pm »
Why not follow the Rhine? Flat, a decent cycle route and the terrain gradually varies from flat fields (Wageningen is the Sto Lat of Europe) to following a valley with lots of Schloss on hills either side.

And then you can just jump on the train to get back to wherever you started from.

Could even do the whole thing by bike form edinburgh if you do the Rosyth ferry.

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #77 on: 30 May, 2011, 11:19:23 pm »
Rosyth ferry doesn't exist any more, I'm afraid. Well, it does, but only for freight. Which is a huge shame.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #78 on: 30 May, 2011, 11:20:15 pm »
So I need to get a job on the ferry and put bobb in the cargo hold?  :o
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Torslanda

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #79 on: 30 May, 2011, 11:39:23 pm »
So I need to get a job on the ferry and put bobb in the cargo hold?  :o

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Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #80 on: 31 May, 2011, 12:24:46 am »
So I need to get a job on the ferry and put bobb in the cargo hold?  :o

Don't expose us to your kinky, perverted notions . . .

Why not?

 :)


Torslanda

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #81 on: 31 May, 2011, 12:37:51 am »
OK. Fair one.
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #82 on: 31 May, 2011, 02:13:32 am »
France: the wine country around Beaune (Cote d'Or) is pretty, lots of vineyards and farms and wineries. Not completely flat, but not too hilly either. Nobody seemed to speak English when I was there except the other tourists, but the locals were very gracious about trying to understand my attempts to speak French.

Austria: The Salzkammergut area outside Salzburg is very scenic. Summer is the off season for lots of lodgings, they make their real money off of skiers. Lots of places to take the train up to the head of a valley and cycle down on cycle paths, which could satisfy the "all downhill" requirement.

The Rhein: Start in Basel or nearby, cycle through the Alsace-Lorraine area to Strasbourg, then continue on cycle paths on the Rhein as far downstream as you care to go. Castles, excellent beer, excellent wine, lots of hostels and other lodging, and once again it satisfies the "all downhill" requirement if you stay close to the river.

If, as you say, you're settled on France but can't decide where, get Cycling France (Lonely Planet Cycling Guide): Amazon.co.uk: Ethan Gelber: Books . I used the earlier edition when I spent a summer working there, and found it to be excellent.


Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #83 on: 31 May, 2011, 05:50:29 pm »
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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #84 on: 31 May, 2011, 06:06:34 pm »
That should come with a warning  :hand:

Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #85 on: 31 May, 2011, 10:59:49 pm »
You can't go wrong with the west coast of France.  We've done it for the last three years.  The first time was our first tour together.  I let Polly book the hotels and it cost a fortune.  I spent the proceeds of a small endowment and as far as I was concerned it was a one off, but the bug bit.  Next year we couldn't afford hotels and went camping.  That wasn't so much fun.  Last year, we put money in an envolope every week to fund it and were careful about where we stayed.

Things we like -
Portsmouth St Malo ferry - expensive, but a sensible day's ride from the house, a civilised restaurant and you start first thing in the morning.
The east side of the Rance
The Vilaine cycle path
The Marais Poitevin
La Rochelle
Rochefort (transporter bridge)
The coast south of Rochefort
Talmont sur Gironde
The east side of the Gironde - much nicer than the boring cycle paths on the atlantic coast

Btw tandems are fun for touring, you can keep up a conversation as much as you want to.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #86 on: 01 June, 2011, 10:11:11 pm »
I don't have the right sort of temperament for a tandem. Don't encourage him.
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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #87 on: 01 June, 2011, 10:14:48 pm »
I don't have the right sort of temperament for a tandem. Don't encourage him.

Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #88 on: 01 June, 2011, 10:49:45 pm »
There appears to be a large expanse of flat land in Northern Italy. Maybe get yourselves to Torino by train or plane, and then follow the River Po East?



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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #89 on: 01 June, 2011, 10:51:25 pm »
I don't have the right sort of temperament for a tandem. Don't encourage him.


My stoker's very placid, fortunately.  On the tandem she can multi-task and indulge in her two hobbies, talking and cycling, simultaneously.

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #90 on: 02 June, 2011, 12:16:14 am »
Surely your target should be to go as far north as possible as near to winter solstice as possible and then blame all the shagging on the weather?
It is simpler than it looks.

clarion

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #91 on: 02 June, 2011, 09:50:13 am »
Tandems offer much bum-fondling opportunity.
Getting there...

plum

Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #92 on: 02 June, 2011, 10:39:45 am »
This is a nice guide to the picturesque in France by the way, if that's your thing.

Les plus beaux villages de France - Site officiel

I toured last year by following a route roughly connected by daisy chaining villages from that list.

Regulator

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #93 on: 02 June, 2011, 10:46:30 am »
How about a quick trip to Gretna Green?   ;)
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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #94 on: 02 June, 2011, 12:18:24 pm »
This is a nice guide to the picturesque in France by the way, if that's your thing.

Les plus beaux villages de France - Site officiel

I toured last year by following a route roughly connected by daisy chaining villages from that list.

Most of the PBVs I know are at the top of big hills

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #95 on: 02 June, 2011, 12:56:30 pm »
Surely your target should be to go as far north as possible as near to winter solstice as possible and then blame all the shagging on the weather?
We can do that here, to be fair.

Tandems offer much bum-fondling opportunity.
;D
Bobb's more of a bosom man. And I can't emphasise too much how completely ill-suited my temperament is to tandemming.

How about a quick trip to Gretna Green?   ;)
Maybe on the way back.    ;D ;D
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plum

Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #96 on: 02 June, 2011, 01:03:38 pm »
This is a nice guide to the picturesque in France by the way, if that's your thing.

Les plus beaux villages de France - Site officiel

I toured last year by following a route roughly connected by daisy chaining villages from that list.

Most of the PBVs I know are at the top of big hills
I wouldn't have said big hills but steep roads to get to the centres quite often, and a lot of them are cobbled which doesn't help. Worth the effort though.

clarion

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #97 on: 02 June, 2011, 01:48:51 pm »
Tandems offer much bum-fondling opportunity.
;D
Bobb's more of a bosom man.

Can't say as I had noticed from the songs... ;D  But I had rather anticipated that he would be the pilot, leaving your hands free to roam. ;)

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And I can't emphasise too much how completely ill-suited my temperament is to tandemming.

You are, it has to be said, a woman who knows her own mind ;)
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Regulator

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #98 on: 02 June, 2011, 03:25:02 pm »
How about a quick trip to Gretna Green?   ;)
Maybe on the way back.    ;D ;D

My hat is on standby and I shall dig out the kilt....
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Where should Kirst and I go touring?
« Reply #99 on: 03 June, 2011, 07:42:16 pm »
Who says you're invited?  :o
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