Over on Cyclechat, we have a thread for random bits of dialogue from people's day. One chap posted a note he'd seen tucked under a car wiper. It said:
"Your car rolled down the hill. Two men pushed it back up. There is a marrow under the front wheel."
And, he said, there was.
Cue much hilarity and confusion over how come a marrow was the best or only thing they had to hand to chock the car with!