Half term's when the traffic becomes mysteriously less bad for a week.
I read it as Blackcountry, and was expecting a guide to chat-up lines for the nightclubs of Walsall, Wolverhampton and Dudley.'Yow dun't sweat mooch for a fat lass dow yow'.
What's wrong with a crisp bag and some oil from a sardine can?
Quote from: MercuryKev on 18 October, 2011, 07:22:42 pmWhat's wrong with a crisp bag and some oil from a sardine can?Surely a Fleshlight would be less scratchy?
I completely agree with Reg.
It contains three condoms and the kit is marked as being for 2 nights.What do you use on the second night?