[Looks like rower40's taken a wrong turn on the Euston road and is heading for Nigeria...
Ah, in that case, I can provide a translation service.
How Now. <hello>
How is de Hamma? < Are you suffering from erectile disfunction? >
Where are you coming from?
Ah, Scotland! And what have you brought me from Scotland < US dollars? >
{ I bring you greetings from Scotland, My friend! }
You are funny guy. Go to the back of the queue.
<I've just deleted the rest of this post on PC grounds.>