Robocop (2014)
It was on C4 tonight, so I started watching it with the boy. We were both well and truly bored by about half an hour in, so I suggested he put Robocop (1987) on instead. There's no comparison. The remake/reboot/reimagining has some fantastic CGI but is stodgier than a pasta sandwich. The original, by contrast, looks cheap and tacky but is perfectly paced, and doesn't outstay its welcome. It's also not a 12A so no compromises on the spectacular violence. Plus it's very funny too.
I would ask why anyone thought that remake was a good idea, but I imagine some people have made a tidy profit from it. Very, very dull, though.