Rogue One. As others have said a bit darker and less-kiddified than the others of the canon. The robot wasn't even cute enough for merchandising opportunities (though I'm sure they'll try). As a notional adult, I've always been a bit confused by the mix of evil oppressors blow up an entire planet vs. hey look here's a chirpy little droid, kids.
On Netflix, The Equalizer. Which was apparently a brit TV programme that passed me by. But we have Denzel and Denzel, well, do not mess with Denzel. He's probably OK if you spill his pint and you apologize and buy him a new one. But if you don't apologize, and leave his pint soaking into the carpet. That's a very bad decision, my friend. Anyway, this was Denzel vs. the Russian Mob in the power tools section of B&Q (and don't tell me you've not had that dream). No spoilers required.
I don't know who does PR for the Russian Mob, but they're doing a shit job. The number of times I've seen them mowed down like daisies is extraordinary. I swear The Stath alone had wiped out more Russians than the Germans managed in two world wars. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to fear a crime organization that can get taken down by Steven Seagal (Putin really hasn't seen his back-catalogue). You look closely at those tattoos and you'll see they're mostly scenes from My Little Pony.
